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A translation for you then.

Mr Darren Lewis said:
Good day chaps. My Name is Darren Lewis. I am 25 years of age, and I am currently the owner of a rather pleasant Honda CR480, which dates back to the 1980's. I'm rather keen on my motorised bicycles, and have aquirred a several of them since I was a young rapskallian, living in my dear old fathers broom cupboard. I have been in the possesion of my beloved CR480 since I was 19, having purcahsed it from a fellow, I suppose enthusiast would be the word you use nowadays. It has so far ceased to cause me any unreasonable mishaps, for which I am very gratefull.

I am also a father of four delightful young children, Reginald Detroit, Dapheny Mercedes, Alice Shawtay, and Bob.

I offer my sincere appologise for any mis-spellings, it's devilishly hard to communicate with one of these new fangled electronic widgets while under the influence of alcohol, and some curious new sweet called Lemon Sugar Dip, but i'm to understand it is shortend to the first letters of each word, L S and D.

Anyway, must dash, the wife has just managed to rumble up some terribly delicious Chicken Dippers.

Farewell
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Also, what happens when you combine an 18 year old, his first OcUK meet, and a waitress from Essex who seems depserate for a quickie?

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That. She was very adamant that she clean my trousers, kind of wish i'd accepted now =/

Supporting cast in the picture: Von's arm.
 
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