Chavs = Window Crack

[TW]Sponge · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:06

Hi guys, woke up this morning to a little hole and a big crack coming off that on my living room window. Looks like a rock has been thrown at it. Obviously it's going to be chavs or drunken idiots. What should I do? This ever happened to anybody?

I'm tempted to go round my area with my mp5 and just kill all the little *****

LOAM · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:12

well you've sorted the important bit already by posting it on the internet, all you need to do now is get the glass replaced and your good to go.

Nix · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:13

Call your insurers, get it fixed, let it go and get on with your life.

[TW]Sponge · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:14

LOAM said:
well you've sorted the important bit already by posting it on the internet

Indeed, priorities and all that

twist3d0n3 · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:16

mp5 eh? did you get that in under 3 minutes?

wannabedamned · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:17

Nix said:
Call your insurers, get it fixed, let it go and get on with your life.

-1

sponge999 said:
go round my area with my mp5 and just kill all the little *****

+1

Deiwos · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:18

I didn't know they made mp5 keyboards.

Deadbeat · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:18

DIY it the manly way, i.e. pull a van up and down your road with your teeth, scrape the sweat from your back with a steak, spit in it and use it to repair the crack. Better than Autoglass' gel stuff by far.

LOAM · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:18

twist3d0n3 said:
mp5 eh? did you get that in under 3 minutes?

Location : Hereford

He could well be SAS

twist3d0n3 · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:19

LOAM said:
Location : Hereford

He could well be SAS

in that case hope you get the little scrotes and have a wonderful day

Randomface74 · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:22

report it too, for crime stats.

VFM Addict · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:23

Guess we all suffer from the mini-Thugs. But even the relatively nice kids next door got on my nerves during the long School Holidays. Day after day they were out their with there water pistols, the size of ghetto blasters, and kept asking me if I wanted a water fight. One day I said, OK, but the little blighters had gone before the kettle boiled.

deadite66 · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:25

misleading thread title.

Raumarik · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:28

Insurance excess might be higher than getting it replaced by a local glazer, get a quote first before calling the insurer but do call the police and get a crime ref number just in case.

Iceman · 30 Oct 2010 at 14:29

LOAM said:
Location : Hereford

He could well be SAS

If he was would he need anyone else's help lol

Efour · 30 Oct 2010 at 15:01

you could Get an FN P90 and mod it to have a keyboard pretty easy... think about it

Semiskimmed · 30 Oct 2010 at 15:54

Deiwos said:
I didn't know they made mp5 keyboards.

lol

matthewhotdude · 30 Oct 2010 at 16:01

I have pigeon chavs! haha birds have broke my bedroom window loads of times

Joe P · 30 Oct 2010 at 16:01

Halfmad said:
call the police and get a crime ref number just in case.

or call the police and let the chavs throw stones at them

Cosimo · 30 Oct 2010 at 16:04

Nix said:
Call your insurers, get it fixed, let it go and get on with your life.

.... and report to police for a crime number.