I do! I do! I do!
I learnt how as part of my Bronze Lifesavers award.
Does everyone know the recovery position aswell? for afterwards
If CPR fails, I usually find that thumping the chest dramatically and shouting Fight! Fight! Damn You! works quite well.
Rather than just keep them occupied, I was led to believe that you're simply keeping their blood/brain oxygenated, but as you say, it's hardly ever effective there and then (circa 5-10%?) other than stopping brain damage until the paramedics arrive.
I also know that it's barely ever successful, and that some people in the emergency services regard it as something to keep people at accidents occupied while they wait for the professionals, so they don't just panic and freak out.
I always carry a few poppers of amyl nitrate on me, so I suppose I could use that to resuscitate someone if I needed to.
100% troll. I wouldn't believe you if you said the Queen was a woman and I wouldn't **** on you if you were on fire.
Medic first aid and o2 administrator here although I've not had the refresher course you're supposed to go on for many a year now.
15 to 2... Check pulse
Rinse and repeat until something changes.
Know CPR, recovery position and treatment of cuts, abrasions, lacerations arterial bleeds, missing limbs and gunshots and was trained in use of a defrib although the latter authorisation has ran out now.
Top tip. Tampons make excellent initial dressings on a gunshot wound.