croc on plane kills 19 passengers

[Mark A]

You're right. I'm sure no sane person would panic if they saw a crocodile loose on a plane.

Erm.

I'd panic .

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Has to be made into a film.

Indiana Jones Part V

 

[Van Hellseek]

1st thought : "Crocs? On MY mofo-ing plane?"

2nd thoughts : Vague news story, based loosely on the true/BS accounts of one (suspiciously) sole survivor.

 

[CliffyBiro]

Wonder what it'll be called

Crocodile 2 Dundee?

 

[ChrisJSY]

I don't believe it.

 

[Tonyator]

I don't know why but i have a image of a crocodile sat in a passengers chair with a top hat, a fake moustache and a monocle. Then after some turbulence they fall off and everyone realises and panics.

Now I have that image... lol

 

[EdGey]

oh dear :/ utterly ridiculous way to go.

 

[Narj]

How the hell can 19 people fail to overpower a croc? It can't have been huge if it was in luggage?

 

[adriano_8]

I couldn't believe it when I heard this a few weeks ago - one of the dead was a guy from Gloucestershire.

However, I also read somewhere that the crocodile story turned out to be false.

A group of adults could easily control a small crocodile or at least keep it out of the cockpit. I'm assuming it wasn't a giant one because holdalls are only so big.

Imagine if this had come out of the overhead storage:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...largest-alligator-caught-Halloween-night.html

 

[Warpy]

you cant include run amok when talking about a croc...

 

[Narj]

I couldn't believe it when I heard this a few http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...largest-alligator-caught-Halloween-night.html

I feel a bit sad at the fact that it got killed, what with being so old. Is this guy hunting for sport or is it more "pest control"?

 

[Cosimo]

I'd panic :eek::p.[/QUOTE]

I'd stamp on it. :p

 

[wordy]

Wonder what it'll be called

"Baby Amhpibious Reptile on a Small Multi Engined Turboprop Passenger Aircraft!" Would be the obvious choice.

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

Can you actually kill a crocodile using plastic cutlery?

 

[Narj]

Can you actually kill a crocodile using plastic cutlery?

If you stab it in the underbelly, I suppose so - that's the weakest part. I've held a baby croc and it's amazing how soft it is under there

 

[antijoke]

Srsly?

 

[rexehuk]

This had me in stitches... You have to laugh when EXTREMELY strange events like this occur, no matter what the consequences are. Maybe I'm just evil, but I found this story which contrasts with this one - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8179453.stm.

I showed the OPs story to a few people and they won't believe that it's a real source.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

I feel a bit sad at the fact that it got killed, what with being so old. Is this guy hunting for sport or is it more "pest control"?

Yeah, no need for it to be killed.

Came in here expecting Samuel Jackson references. Thread delivers.