nicest thing you boy / girl ever said to you

My niece once said to me "I'm going to break your finger , which is your favourite?"

as if breaking them isn't bad enough, but to think about breaking my favourite :eek:

lovely child lol
 
My son is 2 and about 2 weeks ago I was walking past his bedroom to head downstairs and he said 'love you daddy'

I may be a double hard ******* but that made me melt a bit!

I ant wait for my child to say that. Wife keeps asking why I keep things, for the bby, well for when they are older I cant wait to make things with yoghurt pots and such
 
My 4 year old told my wife that I have a funny looking front bottom.

She told me that my wife's front bottom is hairier than mine.

True story.
 
My 2 year old never wants me to leave his room at bedtime keeps standing up, putting his arms in the air and demanding another cwtch :) he's also started saying 'uvoo daddy' which is just priceless :)

My favourite though is him asking me for Toy Story 3 - he knows it by the opening scene with the train, so he comes up to me and says 'daaaaaad, puh toy tory on... rain...' lol such a little angel :) (mostly...)

And when he asks for a drink he says 'daaaad, wink please' lol

So many of his little moments are worth mentioning but I'd be here all day :)
 
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WTH? Why is your 4 year old still seeing those bits!?

Dont be a dingbat.

My god if you cant be nekkid in front of your 4 year old child then who can you be nekkid in front of.

ALERT TEH PAEDO POLIS, SUM1 IS CUMFORTUBLE BEING NEKKIDS AROUN THER OWN KIDZ!
 
I must have had a completely different upbringing to you guys then as my parents were never naked in front of me!

The only time I've seen my dad naked is when we had a house fire and he was too sleepy to realise, he was just trying to turn off the fire alarm as he didn't notice all the smoke billowing from the kitchen. He sleeps nude it appears.
 
I must have had a completely different upbringing to you guys then as my parents were never naked in front of me!

The only time I've seen my dad naked is when we had a house fire and he was too sleepy to realise, he was just trying to turn off the fire alarm as he didn't notice all the smoke billowing from the kitchen. He sleeps nude it appears.

Oh the shame. A few years ago I realised I have a penis, I hope nobody else finds out.
 
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