Is it me or is Katy Perry everywhere
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She is everywhere but not in my bed, shame
I was about to type the exact same thing. Great minds think alike.
What's my brother doing on the internet!
Again, if you were in a club and she walked in and came over to talk to you you'd want some. If you didn't you are either Super Stud Steve who has Adriana Lima and 3 other random hotties of your choice at home waiting your return so they can get some (it does become boring though...honest, and if you are SSS invite her to join the fun!!), a fibber or 'off girls' at the moment. Now I am 43 and as you add years your tastes and limits of acceptability WILL change, not because you are desparate more because you simply appreciate different things but even at 16 I'd have wanted some Katy Perry, Megan Fox....etc etc etc
Well, she told me the other day that I could have a one night stand with her but never meet again or stay friends. I chose the later thinking that I might get her to like me and go for a long term relationship. Did I do well?
As soon as i saw this i thought of this:
However, this was also an awesome retort, deserving of recognition:
you need to use the daily mail website, its got daily katie perry articles!
She will only see you as a friend, it will get embarassing and you will cry yourself to sleep as she bangs all your mates. Hit it hard and impress with your skillz so she comes back for more, worked for me, but I have Adriana Lima now so Katy can go fiddle.....honest.
THAT is sig worthy! Somebody take it, I want to keep my current sig for a while
Meh it was a Facebook group before it was said on here. Which I liked, of course.
Nope, lucky enough i got the looks, brain and brawn!
That doesn’t leave him with much.