Poll: I jumped into a Taxi today....

[Rameses]

....and asked "How much to London Bridge!"

He said a Kit Kat.

I thought, that's not fare?

Yes/No/Coat/Ban?

 

[PhillyDee]

No/Coat/Ban

 

[Greenlizard0]

I get the fair/fare bit, but kit kat?

 

[Aliboy]

Burned at the stake if you ask me

 

[craptakular]

I don't get it

 

[Casdawer]

I get the fair/fare bit, but kit kat?

 

[Rameses]

I've got a job helping a one-armed typist type capital letters.

It's Shift Work...

 

[DJMK4]

I don't get it

Take a break?

Your kidding me right??

 

[Burnsy2023]

What about my flying goggles?

 

[Rameses]

Oh no...

I was only tryin to lighten this horrid-weather of an afternoon!

 

[lcg]

Get out.

 

[Guerrilla]

I vote dog food!

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Take a break?

Your kidding me right??

I still don't get it.

 

[Pestilence]

I'd rather there weren't a shedload of grammatical errors in the poll text.

 

[Rameses]

I don't know which one to select in the poll, they all sound exciting.

 

[4T5]

There's a Dwarf shortage.

 

[Archibald0]

I still don't get it.

same

joke is so bad

 

[DJMK4]

Yes. He should be covered in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians...no sorry, not lesbians, I mean Graham Norton.<<<

Clearly

 

[platinum87]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

My joke was way better!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pingwing]

Ban?