A dating-related thread.

[Ahleckz]

Your mum drives a van?... Do you live in a layby as well?

 

[Tonyator]

I came in here expecting a thread about dating a relative.... I'm not sure if I am disappointed or not.

 

[kalvindeane]

Your mum drives a van?... Do you live in a layby as well?

Our car broke down. We're borrowing a van off my brother-in-law until we can afford to buy a brand new card. Our old car was second hand and has now been scrapped.

She is not my mum. She is my mother, two very different things!

 

[Doohickey]

Allow me to summarise the unnecessarily long-winded opening post:
- OP walks into a shop
- Shop assistant smiles at OP
- OP: "Hey OcUK, does this mean I can smash her"

Done.

 

[Ahleckz]

Our car broke down. We're borrowing a van off my brother-in-law until we can afford to buy a brand new card. Our old car was second hand and has now been scrapped.

She is not my mum. She is my mother, two very different things!

What's the difference?

 

["andy"]

what the