Just say hello to her. Good lord. She's a living breathing human and not some vicious alien that will tear your DNA to shreds with a quick glance. She says hello, cool, she ignores, move on. Never ever knew guys can work themselves up this much over a skirt. In my line of work my blokes shout and whistle at random women at least 20 times an hour. 19 out of those 20 times they get a smile or wink back.
Walk past her on the way to work. Wanna ask her out. Anyone done this, suggestions!?
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Buy a cheap wallet, stick a few receipts in it mabey movie ticket stubs (ask friends for some romcom guff rather than something like saw), piece of paper in it that says "if found please call xxxxxxx" and then find a worn picture of an old lady and stick that in.
Run past her in the morning and look like you are late for something, just before you pass her drop the wallet and if she calls out just ignore her. Wait for the call, when she calls you sound really grateful and releaved and explain that its the only picture you have of your gran who meant the world to you but died a few months ago. Ask if you can buy her a cup of coffee as a thankyou and bamn your in.
If she doesnt call that night then next morning look sad and pretend to look for wallet as you are walking, if she gives it to you then put on the grateful act again and ask if you can reward her with a cup of coffee.
If she doesnt call or mention wallet as you pass then she is only interested in money and as your wallet didnt have any she isnt interested in you and your better off without her.
The only downside of the plan is if your gran isnt dead then she cant attend the wedding or ever meet her
Run past her in the morning and look like you are late for something, just before you pass her drop the wallet and if she calls out just ignore her. Wait for the call, when she calls you sound really grateful and releaved and explain that its the only picture you have of your gran who meant the world to you but died a few months ago. Ask if you can buy her a cup of coffee as a thankyou and bamn your in.
If she doesnt call that night then next morning look sad and pretend to look for wallet as you are walking, if she gives it to you then put on the grateful act again and ask if you can reward her with a cup of coffee.
If she doesnt call or mention wallet as you pass then she is only interested in money and as your wallet didnt have any she isnt interested in you and your better off without her.
The only downside of the plan is if your gran isnt dead then she cant attend the wedding or ever meet her
Post of the year.
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I'm such a fan of this I'd vote for it to become prime minister.
You could always kill your gran just to keep things simple in the future.
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Has any pasty smashing occured? Or do we have to wait for another 230 posts ?
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as with every thread like this on here. What surprises me is that you are surprised.
Nothing surprises me much on here anymore, I was merely commenting.
This is ocuk so it's obviously the former.
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I predict that the OP's opening gambitt will be well received by the strumpet he's after. Get in there
She may well find it flattering, but may also be intimidated if you confront her and put her on the spot.
Depending on the situation, and given the fact I've never been one to chase women, I'd be tempted to write on the back of a business card "A.) I'm shy B.) I didn't want to put you on the spot
Drink sometime?"
Give it to her in the street and smile and walk off.
Pretentious? Maybe. Cheesy? Probably. But you've done the job and put the ball in her court.
Depending on the situation, and given the fact I've never been one to chase women, I'd be tempted to write on the back of a business card "A.) I'm shy B.) I didn't want to put you on the spot
Drink sometime?" Give it to her in the street and smile and walk off.
Pretentious? Maybe. Cheesy? Probably. But you've done the job and put the ball in her court.
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