Best drink stories/ binjuries :)

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Right. Everyones done something stupid while drunk, so let's hear some stories !
I'll get it started:
First week of uni, I decided while drunk that it would be a really good idea to give my mate Chris a piggyback. And even better that I should have a run. I ended up in a rather spiky bush covered in blood XD. I still have scars on my arm as well :rolleyes:

Keep it clean though people, this is a family forum :)
 
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One time I got really sloshed and showed off on facebook about how drunk I was in order to gain the respect of my peers.
 
Sorry to bring down the tone.. A friend of mine fell down some stairs after an evening of drinking.. His head injuries were so acute that he had half his skull removed and replaced over a period of a year which has left half of his face hanging to one side..Plus the stress of the ordeal brought on a stoke.. He was disappointed that he never got to eat his kebab but you have to question why we put ourselves though the risks invovled in drinking..
 
I once got completely hammered in Kavos, my mate jumped on my back and I started giving him a piggyback up the main strip.
Ended up almost walking into a moving car, fell over onto my hands and the combined weight of about 28 stone impacted on my right wrist, chipped a bone and now I get flare ups every so often, can be agony. Don't drink kids! ;)
 
Admiral Huddy said:
Sorry to bring down the tone.. A friend of mine fell down some stairs after an evening of drinking.. His head injuries were so acute that he had half his skull removed and replaced over a period of a year which has left half of his face hanging to one side..Plus the stress of the ordeal brought on a stoke.. He was disappointed that he never got to eat his kebab but you have to question why we put ourselves though the risks invovled in drinking..
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:eek: guess mine can't compare at all!


But lol at the guy who bought a celine dion CD, that's hilarious!


After a night of drinking, me and my mates decided to have a gander on my trampoline. I can't recall what happened, but we woke up on it the next morning and two of the girls were pretty much naked. Win?
 
Oh and Lysander? Were you told to reply with that pic in the other thread? I just saw it XD


And binjury should be put in the dictionary: see - student :)
 
This one time... at band camp....


Actually, rather boringingly I have no fun stories of being drunk as it doesn't happen that often, or to the extent of having done silly things. Then again I behave just as stupidly sober - either that or I'm constantly drunk ;)
 
Well there was the time we decided that my skateboard wasn't fast enough on it's own so we got some rope tied it to the car and did some boarding the rope snapped the car slowed down and I went full pelt into the rear bounced off and landed groin 1st on the corner of the curb much pain and hilarity ensued as I writed around in the middle of the road for about 5 minuites.
 
Nothing too bad here, just little things like:

A 10 mile round trip walk to buy a pot noodle and some salt and vinegar chipsticks

Got really drunk and peed on my wardrobe and floor

Attempted to vomit out of my window, thought I had been successful. Woke up in the morning to find I hadn't opened the window before I made the chunky yawn.
 
Just thought of another one

A couple of weeks ago, Aparrently I was at a house party. Not that I remember anything after leaving my mates flat. Probably due to the fact that I downed half a bottle of vodka in one go. And also may have had some greeny greeny :rolleyes: all I know is I woke up the next day, had to go to work and was receiving texts saying about how much I was coming on to this girl. And was then sick on her ROFL
 
I once got battered at uni and threw up all over the wall and wrote off a Cameron Diaz poster.

I gave up drinking for a couple of years after that.

Drinking to excess is retarded.
 
So many stories.

I was once hammered and went for a poo. I sat at the 'front' of the seat, and forgot to tuck my willy into the bowl instead leaving it resting on top of the seat in between my legs.

As I poo'ed I also peed .. the pee therefore flying over the seat, and down into my pants, which were of course pulled down by my ankles at the time.

Sad thing is when I pulled them up and they were absolutely soaking I didn't notice until a couple of girls at the party started laughing hysterically when they saw me outside of the loo.

I'm classy me!
 
I got hammered, then brought and paid for stuff from the MM and EBAY that i totally forgot about, for the next 2 weeks stuff kept ariving at the house I had no idea I had ordered... it was quite exciting actually as I am a sad techie type and computer stuff is exciting to me...
 
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