Best drink stories/ binjuries :)

First one, Drinking outside, girl steals my shoe, i chase after and end up with a bit of glass 2 inches wide going straight through my foot. Didnt really hurt that much, pulled it out, used my sock as a make shift bandage and carried on. Was a couple hours later when i got inside and someone realised there was blood dripping out of my shoe. Anyway was forced to go to hospital and ended up with a lot of stitches.

Second time, was rocking on a chair and went back a bit too far. My hand had been holding the back of the chair and by middle finger got crushed between chair + my body weight and concrete floor. It was hanging off by a tiny bit of skin. Again I didnt realise how serious it was. Took 30mins before someone noticed the blood trail leading outside and found me chatting to a couple people with the top of my finger dangling about. I dont remember anything apart from falling of the chair. Shock is a wonderful thing. Finger stitched up but now i have no feeling in the top of it.

Alcohol didnt really play a huge part in either, more just unlucky. I would like to say i would be more sensible in dealing with them if i was sober but i know from experience i would react the same way sober :/
 
On a more serious, back 5 years ago on day before christmas eve, my cousin who worked as a Removal van driver finished his work a day early and instead of going home decided to go with all the boys at Pickfords drank himself about 4 times over the drink/drive limit.

His friends put him in at taxi passed and about 2 mile from home he woke up and abusive to the taxi driver due to the drink, the taxi asked him to get out, and he wandered around and tried to clean a grass banking being to drunk he slipped, fell 3ft hit his head and drowned in the river, found the body Xmas eve and notified my aunt and uncle that night.

So while all the stories of drunk behaviour sounds fun and some are and I got nothing against social drinking, also remember there is a serious side to not being aware, have the right frame of mind and basic out of control that it can end in death and seeing the effect on his mother to this day, esp at xmas a fun, joyus time it can serve as a reminder to be careful. He thought drinking was fun and never nothing would happen to him, but there we go.
 
I once pulled a fuse from a lit street lamp while in the rain with wet hands after many drinks.

Stupid!

But it was fun turning the light off!
 
Through an unbelievable misunderstanding my friends neighbour thought I was trying to mug him and rob his house. He then proceeded to try and hit me in the head with a brick. When my friend attempted to diffuse the situation he got chased around the neighbours car by the brick wielding man while said neighbour's wife and mother were screaming in terror. My words to the neighbour just before it kicked off were "this is not what it looks like"
 
Stole a friends van and in turn stole an Asda shopping trolly, dumped said shopping trolly on someone's who I didn't like that much because he looked at my girfriend the wrong way's lawn (about 2 miles away from Asda). burned lawn with acid with a rude word. Parked Van 2 corners from pal, woke him up and convinced him he did it while drunk.

*driver was sober the whole time* honest!
 
A friend of mine smashed a plate at my friends house after a night out, my friend overreacted and chucked him out of the house. He was only wearing a towel at the time as he had been sitting in a hot tub. So he stormed off in his towel and by 12pm the next day he still hadnt turned up. His sister found out he'd gone missing and called the police. They turned up and started a search for him.
My mate eventually turned up at 3pm still in his towel asking us why there were police everywhere.
It turned out that in his drunken state he decided to put his (non existent) Ray Mears techniques to good use and sleep out in the woods next to the A404 near Marlow. He was woken up the next day by a dog sniffing his crotch (he was totally naked as he had used his towel for a "tent") and the owner of the dog panicking because he thought he had found a dead man. So he had to walk about 1 mile back to my mates house in his towel, right down past Marlow high street at midday on a Sunday!
 
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Most of the fun and stupid stuff I have done has been fueled by at least some alcohol.

Firebreathing using 2 stroke petrol - not to be recommended, awesome flame but one that also enveloped my head, Extremely luckily just lost a chunk of my hair and a couple of very minor burns.

Deciding to do a night hike up Great Gable wearing just a t-shirt and shorts with no torch. The moon was out when we set off, it set about half an hour from the top and it was then pitch black and ended up stuck on the top until dawn. Then in cold slightly hungover dumbness walked off the mountain into a valley where our tent and kit wasn't.

Car surfed a few times with no injuries... mostly thanks to a sober and very good driver though!

Have had some extremely fun times - thankfully I have been resonably lucky with the dumb stuff I have done whilst drunk. Though drunks do seem to attract lucky escapes, not withstanding the tragedies that people have posted on here. Sorry for you guys :(
 
MikeHunt79 said:
I stole an Argos catalogue once.... I ran like the wind! :p
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That's quite impressive actually... they're mahoosive!

Don't really have any awesome drunk stories, only been REALLY drunk once (my first time last year in NewZealand) and only been drunkish a couple of times since.

That first time though...
We'd spent the day Ice Climbing on the Franz Josef Glacier (AWESOME), which included 3~ hours of hiking, followed by a helicopter trip to the top of the glacier (AWESOMEx2). I hadn't had enough to eat for lunch and only had a smallish pub meal for dinner... followed by waaay too much dirt cheap white wine in the evening.
I remember leaving the bar at like 3am, the walk back to our dorm and managing to climb up into my bunk. Then I remember all the other lads coming back in at 6am and finding me face down in the toilet. Not good times. Then they put me back to bed.

Worst part was that we had to be up at 7:30 to get on the coach (on a coach tour thing). It was a rough day of travelling that followed. :(
Had the whole coach feeling sorry for me as they knew it was my first time drinking. :D


I learnt that exercise + not enough food + waaay too much wine = bad times in the toilet. :p


Edit: Looking back... that does seem pretty awesome actually. :D (well... for me anyway...)
 
Most of mine normally involve injuring myself horribly. Most recently, I still can't bend/support my knee properly after the last alcohol-fuelled jaunt in London, well over a month ago.
 
My cousin bought a donkey for £50 while on the slosh. He had it a couple of weeks in his field, it looked depressed so he bought another for company. Grand total of £1000+ including building them a shed and vet bills!

Had them for six months or so then donated them to a petting zoo :)

Myself, well apart from rampant ownage on CSS and vigorously deriding the lack of skill shown by my peers, I have no drink stories ;)
 
most of them i dont like to really say, some not nice moments when i had quite a drinking habbit, but the first time i decided to buy some tennants super instead of usual beers, i proceded to drink them normally, ended up drinking 8, we were around town around throwing out time so a lot of people walking about, including police, my mate says to me ill give you a cigarette if you pull your jeans down in front of them people (yes a bit weird but were all bnlind drunk), i then proceded to take everything off (everything lol) and started break dancing (or attempting to breakdance) completely naked in the middle of town on a friday night, the police just laughed lol.
 
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