I think my mate fancies me

[Cybermyk]

Worst 'someone fancies me' thread ever.

 

[Duff-Man]

You have completely over reacted, and because you are a repressed homosexual, you have begun to fantasise about other men fancying you.

This, to be honest :/

 

[Crowort]

He must really love you if you are this much of a troll. I'd say get over the repression and take some.

 

[Valentino]

I can understand why tbh, i mean sometimes when i look in the mirror i myself get a semi and have to turn away.

 

[Gerard]

I can understand why tbh, i mean sometimes when i look in the mirror i myself get a semi and have to turn away.

Or else you'll have 7 years bad luck in short order.

 

[PardonTheWait]

Anyone else starting to wonder whose second account this guy is?

 

[Van Hellseek]

Here's the thing... UK culture is (tragically) largely geared towards supressed sexuality. Hence the reason for so much fighting.

WAT U QUESTION MY HOMOSEX? OUTSIDE NAO!

Go bum someone and chill. Instead of hassleing(beating up) other people.

 

[Tefal]

based on the Op and his sig I'm guessing he's a bit neurotic and desperate for affection.

 

[Pestilence]

Sounds like you're over-reacting. He's prob just drunk and finds the rest of them boring, whereas he could actually have a good evening if you were there?

I'm thinking the best way to deal with this is embarrass him in front of everyone at how gay he sounds by reading out his text messages. This should hopefully make him realise I'm not a bender and also get my own back for making me all concerned like this.

Even if he IS gay, this is just unimaginably ****ish. Let things progress, and if it gets to the point where you think he REALLY wants to pot your brown, just talk to him in private. Like any reasonable person.

 

[Bald-Eagle22]

You support Queens Park Rangers , your telling me you have never questioned your sexuality ?

 

[kip02]

Sounds like you're over-reacting. He's prob just drunk and finds the rest of them boring, whereas he could actually have a good evening if you were there?

THIS. END OF! Couldn't of said it better myself.

 

[Deific]

SWORD FIIIIIGHT

 

[Molegrips6]

qpr

You support Queens Park Rangers , your telling me you have never questioned your sexuality ?

If he were an Arsenal supporter "cough cough spit" (if that is what they consider themselves?), then his sexuality would be questionable!

 

[guyfawkes5]

Maybe you should question your own mindset where apparantly him thinking you're preferable company to people he does not like instantly equates to him wanting to participate in immediate and devestating rectal wreckage with you.

Or else you'll have 7 years bad luck in short order.

Reaching the mirror probably wouldn't be a danger if he did have a 'short order'.

 

[peterattheboro]

If you have 2 male virgins and they do the business, do they both lose their virginity or just the giver?

 

[Valentino]

You support Queens Park Rangers , your telling me you have never questioned your sexuality ?

We're richer than you.

 

["andy"]

doesnt really sound gay... a lot of people are like that if the right people dont go out its not much fun

exactly

who has never thought ''this night is a bit rubbish , would be better if xxxxxxxxx was here''

 

[Crowort]

Both do peter.

 

[Van Hellseek]

exactly

who has never thought ''this night is a bit rubbish , would be better if xxxxxxxxx was here''

Is "xxxxxxxxx" Stacey Solomon?

Because any night out would be better if she were there.

 

[Pestilence]

Why do so many people seem to believe that "a lot" is a word?