Poll: Stop! Joke Time!

[Kavalree]

Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him,
"Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon."

The captain tells the man," Get my red coat and prepare for battle!"

The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat and
prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks the
captain why he wanted his red coat.

The captain tells the assistant "If I was shot you would not be able
to tell I'm bleeding and you would keep fighting."

The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the
assistant came to the captain, "Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy ships
on the horizon!"

The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and told him "Get
me my brown pants!"

 

[Cosimo]

Time for walking the plank.

 

[gillywibble]

Arrrr, there be no humour here lads.

 

[SeraphX]

lol

not bad

 

[Stewy]

A part of me died with this joke; awful.

 

[Trifid]

I think the title should be "Stop joke time!"


(It got a smile out of me.)

 

[Pookie Bear]

Hehehe....I heard a similar one loooong ago, but it made me chuckle again

 

[GhostlyPea]

5*

- Pea0n

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I thought I told you to keep the meaning behind those orders secret! Yer gonna get 20 Lashes fer disobayin' orders!

 

[craptakular]

Don't get it :/

 

[Pestilence]

Har Harrrrrrr!

 

[utajoker]

what do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frost Bite!

 

[Mat]

D- Poor effort

See me after class.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

It was like a joke but not very much

 

[antijoke]

Jokes tend to have a funny part in them.

 

[A.N.Other]

:/

 

[iviv]

what do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frost Bite!

Thread saved!

 

[platypus]

Don't get it :/

Groan. A slightly better telling of it:

On the eve of the Battle of Yorktown, an English officer asked his butler for his Coat. The butler, not very bright, asked him why the coat was red. The officer replied, "My good man, it is so that if we are shot, the soldiers cannot see our blood spill."

Which is why, to this day, French officers wear brown trousers.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Vote now me hearties.

Also, I've just found some naked pics of Miss Piggy floating about in Kermit's pond.

Looks like frog's porn to me.

 

[dekez]

Vote now me hearties.

Also, I've just found some naked pics of Miss Piggy floating about in Kermit's pond.

Looks like frog's porn to me.

And OPs was ok as well.