Bitch gave birth today, pretty sure i'm not the dad.

[Deadbeat]

aw look at the one without a coloured collar. What a fat little belly it's got.

So cute

The orange one's no slim jim, either.

Probably because they're so fresh and new, but they kinda look like the mice I used to feed my ex's snake. They're probably a bit bigger, though.

 

[^TANK^]

all these macho keyboard warriors reduced to cuddly cute-lovers by puppies

I reckon this points to a way forward - we should immediately start parachuting puppies into Korea, Israel/Gaza, Scotland, anywhere with tensions.

Doesn't Korea eat dogs?

 

[Mr-White]

More likely blood from mum. Whelping box looked like the bar scene from Desperado

Tell me you had this playing during the birth ?

MW

 

[psd99]

best post name ever

nice little bitches!

 

[Skidder]

Doesn't Korea eat dogs?

true, I guess they would just see it as an aid effort. Probably better to send them something else, may be bunny rabbits or something - I haven't ironed out all the creases yet.

 

[Deadbeat]

I haven't ironed out all the creatures yet.

Better do, we want 'em nice and aerodynamic for the drop

 

[sigma]

I so want one!

Any chance of setting up a webcam like another poster did with kittens?

 

[CliffyBiro]

Thread does not deliver!

 

[Yas786]

Thread does not deliver!

Well tbh it did deliver...10 of them

 

[CliffyBiro]

Well tbh it did deliver...10 of them

WAAAAAAYYYY!

 

[ianh]

all these macho keyboard warriors reduced to cuddly cute-lovers by puppies

I reckon this points to a way forward - we should immediately start parachuting puppies into Korea, Israel/Gaza, Scotland, anywhere with tensions.

Sod that, they'll be deep-fried and eaten in seconds!

and the Koreans wouldn't even bother with the deep frying

kidding!

 

[SB118]

 

[CliffyBiro]

Is Monkeh the midwife?

 

[sigma]

Vids, we need some vids please!

 

[orderoftheflame]

Puppy webcam? You know you want to!

 

[SB118]

Vids, we need some vids please!

Vids will be taken in the next day or so.

Puppy webcam? You know you want to!

Tempting but no, i think we might lose another one, he's not gaining any weight and he hasn't got the strength to push the others out of the way to get some bitty. Rather not have that streamed to the web, "daddy why is that little puppy sleeping on his back? why don't his legs bend when the other knock him ...?"

My turn at the night watch, hopefully i won't sleep though my countdown alarm!

 

[Kanpai]

PG Tips Monkey looks quite lonely and scared in the corner there

lol @ thread title btw

 

[sigma]

Tempting but no, i think we might lose another one, he's not gaining any weight and he hasn't got the strength to push the others out of the way to get some bitty. Rather not have that streamed to the web, "daddy why is that little puppy sleeping on his back? why don't his legs bend when the other knock him ...?"

Aw nooo Good point about the stream - maybe when they're a little old and tearing up the house?

Not good news. How is mother doing?

 

[thingemajib]

I'll add some sort of cybernetic upgrades, should get passed the rules

get 'em microchipped. job done

 

[orderoftheflame]

Tempting but no, i think we might lose another one, he's not gaining any weight and he hasn't got the strength to push the others out of the way to get some bitty. Rather not have that streamed to the web, "daddy why is that little puppy sleeping on his back? why don't his legs bend when the other knock him ...?"

My turn at the night watch, hopefully i won't sleep though my countdown alarm!

Said to hear, but a very valid reason not to broadcast.

Maybe when they're older and stronger though....