But that's not what the film was about?

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Film titles that could have lead to different film content with 'hilarious' results? Well, maybe!

GO!

"The Fast and the Furious"

Type : Documentary.
Content : A shocking review of the dark and seedy world of the chronic masturbator.
Favourite line : "It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like!"
IMDB rating : 7.4/10


"2 Fast 2 Furious"

Type : Documentary.
Content : Five years after the group first met, has there been any improvement in their self-love habits?
Favourite line : "And I didn't mean to but it went everywhere. My God, it went everywhere."
IMDB rating : 5.9/10


"Breakfast at Tiffanys"

Type : Movie (straight to DVD release)
Content : Almost 3 decades after her singing career fizzled out spectacularly, we follow Tiffany on her quest to do one last special thing for her fans : The Comeback Tour (sponsored by Kelloggs Cornflakes)
Favourite line : "I think we're alone now. Can I have some more toast please? Also, cereal."
IMDB rating : 4.2/10


"Goodfellas"

Type : Docu-drama
Content : A whimsical, uplifting yet sometimes harrowing look at the continuing rise of everyone's favourite icecream manufacturer.
Favourite line : "... and that's why I licked it till my tongue went white!"
IMDB rating : 8.3/10


"Taxi Driver"

Type : Movie (romcom)
Content : See De Niro in probably his funniest comedy movie since Meet the Fockers! He plays a very well adjusted taxi driver who just wants to get along with everyone! Will he find true love, even with a prostitute? You'll have to watch the movie! A real heart-warmer from start to finish.
Favourite line : "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? No? Oh, right. Sorry!"
IMDB rating : 9.7/10


Anyone else?


Mods, this is nothing to seriously do with movies or cinema so I thought GD was more appropriate. Hope you agree :)
 
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"Failure"

2004, Direct to Video
Type: Documentary
Content: A documentary following a 30 something man on his creation of a ocUK thread which inevitably fails.
Favourite line: "with 'hilarious' results? Well, maybe!"
IMDB Rating: 1/10
 
"Look who's Talking"

Type: Docu-Drama
Content: A heart-rendering tale about a ventriloquist's battle with tourette's syndrome.
Favourite Line: **** you, you ******* ****.
IMBD rating: 1/10

"Soylent Green"
Type: Documentary
Content: An insightful behind the scenes look at the fast food industry.
Favourite line: Do you want fries with that?
IMBD rating 1/10
 
John Scalzi has some great accurate but misleading TV listing descriptions for films, my favourite for Fantasy films has to be
A young girl meets a much older man with a skin condition and convoluted past. Complications ensue.
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Which applies to at least 3 films...
 
"Nightmare on Elm Street"

Type: Drama
Content: A child's parents consult a doctor about the restless nights he's having and wether he should require counciling, medication or a change in diet.
Favourite line: We just can't keep up with the costs of matresses!
IMBD rating 1/10
 
"Iron Man"

Type : Documentary.
Content : Stoner waster comes to terms with the fact that his mum doesn't want him any more, and he has to do his own housework.
Favourite line : "Ohh Mummmmm! :("
IMDB rating : 2.4/10
 
"Trainspotting"

Type: Documentary.
Content: Three men in anoraks stand patiently on Crewe station in early February. They have already seen a rare 08 shunter, one of the last Deltic 55's and a gleaming new Electric Multiple Unit.
Favourite line: "I seem to have forgotten my thermos flask".
IMBD rating 3/10
 
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Type: Documentary
Content: British journalist Harry Potter once again delves deep into the life of a celebrity. This episode, we investigate the life of Prince Philip, the Greek/Danish half breed and his rise to Royal Consort.
Favourite Line: Dont stay here too long, you'll become all slitty-eyed.

IMDB Rating: 10/10. Prince Philip is one of the funniest people alive. Don't miss this view of his life.
 
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