Friday Joke

[antijoke]

How do you get down from an Elephant?


You don't, you get it from a Duck.

 

[Yas786]

HAR HAR HAR....o wait, was there a joke in there somewhere??

 

[platypus]

I prefer goose.

 

[gillywibble]

+1 for goose. This would have made the OP's joke completely hilarious.

 

[Guerrilla]

 

[Nick1881]

Thread fails to deliver, ban for the op please!

 

[exia]

 

[iamdjdz]

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

Mince Spies.

 

[Cosimo]

I prefer goose.

Goose for the win.

 

[Six6siX]

What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he left for school?

Bison.

 

[DefiantAsh]

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

Mince Spies.

Niceee

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

Why don't Russian scientists wear Y-fronts?

Because Chenobble fallout.

/runs

 

[Kazz]

2 Asian heroin addicts injected themselves with curry powder by mistake.

Both are in intensive care.

One has a dodgy tikka.

The other is in a korma.

 

[Makunouchi]

Why don't Russian scientists wear Y-fronts?

Because Chenobble fallout.

/runs

I laughed so unexpectedly my heart missed a beat. Your jokes are killing me, literally.

 

[Talbs13]

This was on Radio 1 yesterday on Chris Moyles show with Jimmy Carr.

So basically you stole a joke from them...and posted it on OcUK....

And I still don't understand the joke.



Ooh...Christmas Smilies! Thanks Cache.

 

[NotAGolf]

What tog?

 

[Swifty55]

I laughed so unexpectedly my heart missed a beat. Your jokes are killing me, literally.

 

[silvercut]

How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They are both purple... except for the chicken.

 

[Edward78]

What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he left for school?

Bison.

How do you trap a polar bear?

A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the icehole.