Need a place to meet a blind date

Deiwos · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:47

There's nothing much in Barnet, so unless you want to sit outside Waitrose then I suggest you venture further into London.

Go to the Natural History museum. Bitches love history.

"andy" · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:47

somewhere guide dog friendly , maybe a museum with audio tour

jp_bl_68 · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:51

Deiwos said:
Go to the Natural History museum. Bitches love history.

lol

Reminded me of:

ProOrWhat · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:52

There are many romantic locations in Azeroth.

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:54

Her kitchen. Bitch should be makin' you a sammich anyways. You might need to do some learning on her.

Van Hellseek · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:55

It rubs the lotion on it's skin.

jp_bl_68 · 14 Dec 2010 at 00:56

seek said:
It rubs the lotion on it's skin.

Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.

Blackhawk47 · 14 Dec 2010 at 01:48

They only come out at night...

oli356 · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:05

what if 'shes' a guy

?

FabienO · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:22

Cinema, just in case she stands you up. If all goes well, take her to McDonalds after.

J.B · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:24

I was going to say a basement but those jokes have been done to death I feel!

First thing you should do is get out of Barnet! Museum is a good shout or the aquarium is quite cool.

[TW]Fox · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:26

elrasho said:
2. We both don't drink so no pubs and what not

I still think a pub is probably best. I don't drink either yet I often go in pubs, they do sell things other than alcohol you know.

Cosimo · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:28

Somewhere quiet, the local library. There must be a few cafés/coffee bars around, in one of those.

Nick1881 · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:41

A quiet field where no one is around?

This thread is full of lol

wordy · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:42

Morba said:
You want us to tell you how to **** her as well?

I'm gonna show him

Efour · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:49

i don't understand, neither of you drink ? How do you handle social situations without inebriation!

I guess meet her in a coffee shop or cafe? Bookshop ? Restaurant?

I do like all the guide dog jokes

i wanted to do one but already +2 there

DJMK4 · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:52

A motel, and get one of those vibrating beds

jolie · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:55

In a park, you can enjoy the scenary, and also chatting

'Wes · 14 Dec 2010 at 08:58

jolie said:
In a park, you can enjoy the scenary, and also chatting

Depends on the park. You could take her to a zoo and leave her there if she's fugly.