A trick to remember a womans title

[agnes]

Please can someone tell me a trick to remember the above!

I find it embarassing sometimes when I have to ask

Man = Mr... Job done.

Female = ???

Thanks

 

[Raymond Lin]

Miss = never married
Mrs = Married
Ms = divorced or she doesn't want you to know.

Basically, look at her ring finger.

That's your first clue.

 

[Jokester]

Call her by her first name.

 

[CaptainComedy]

if you don't know just call her woman. Never fails

 

[Nix]

Hoebag usually goes down well. Just make sure you say it with a smile on your face.

 

[whitecrook]

Just go with 'Miss' or Madame

 

[Metatron]

Unmarried = ****
Married = bint

 

[Van Hellseek]

Ms = divorced or she doesn't want you to know.

Or can't get a husband to save her life and doesn't want you to know.

 

[Brian8bit]

"Here you"

 

[Viper²]

Dishwasher

 

[Dave M]

The 'trick' is asking 'miss or mrs', she then tells you. If your writing letters to the same people a lot just refer to an old one.

If you don't know and they aren't there to ask go for the full name.

 

[eatcustard]

Miss = never married
Mrs = Married
Ms = Lesbian

Fixed

or

Woman = witch

 

[Cosimo]

Unmarried = ****
Married = bint

You obviously know the way to a woman’s heart.

 

[Nix]

Dear Slagchops,

I'm writing to inform you of a reduction in your pay and responsibilities due to your tiny squirrel brain and inferior strength.

Regards,
A Man.

 

[G|mp]

I always thought it was Ms if you didn't know their title

Pronounced Mzz

 

[bledd]

Ms Pacman

 

[arknor]

just calll her pasty

 

[ianh]

Then SMASH HER!!!!!

or call her Ms, either way is fine

 

[2bit]

Then SMASH HER!!!!!

or call her Ms, either way is fine

 

[Castiel]

Oi shagbag, always works on the Mrs.....