Personal/Odd Question

[BloomerzUK]

I believe myself to be a very hygenic person (shower atleast once a day, sometimes twice if I've been doing something active), but does anyone feel absolutely filthy/grimey after a number 2?

I hate going when out and about/work because I know I can't hop in the shower to clean myself. Or at the very least use some form of wipes (I know it seems childish). Does anyone feel the same way?

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[nydryl]

Crap thread

I don't get that at all - always feel brilliant after a nice number two.

 

[alex_tank]

Crap thread.

 

[Morba]

Learn to wipe your arse properly and you'll be ok.

 

[BloomerzUK]

Learn to wipe your arse properly and you'll be ok.

I do.. I know I do.. must be just me then lol.

 

[gumbald]

Who do you work for?

 

[PardonTheWait]

I consider myself a pretty clean person, I dislike feeling dirty, but... you can't have a shower every time you do a poo. Does yours fly out in all directions or something?

On a related note, does anyone else find that when you do a poo that feels like it's made a terrible mess, you often find it's a phantom? Left no trace whatsoever, anywhere.

 

[nydryl]

I consider myself a pretty clean person, I dislike feeling dirty, but... you can't have a shower every time you do a poo. Does yours fly out in all directions or something?

On a related note, does anyone else find that when you do a poo that feels like it's made a terrible mess, you often find it's a phantom? Left no trace whatsoever, anywhere.

Can normally guess when it's a clean sweep. Oh the disappointment when I'm wrong

 

[tres]

Wet wipes are the future. But let's leave that discussion in the fantastic 7 page thread

 

[Participant]

On a related note, does anyone else find that when you do a poo that feels like it's made a terrible mess, you often find it's a phantom? Left no trace whatsoever, anywhere.

Yep. My theory is that a stiff poo dilates the orifice sufficiently that it feels like there's more to come.

One thing I can't abide is glue poo / a million wiper.

 

[AJK]

Wow, wish I hadn't clicked on this thread... :-/

 

[Nanoman]

Yep. My theory is that a stiff poo dilates the orifice sufficiently that it feels like there's more to come.

One thing I can't abide is glue poo / a million wiper.

lol

 

[Cybermyk]

As with most things in life, the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.

Does the OP have any other compulsive traits?

 

[PardonTheWait]

Can normally guess when it's a clean sweep. Oh the disappointment when I'm wrong

I'm the other way around, when it feels like a clean one it never is, and when it feels like my arse is going to be a bombsite there's never anything on the paper! Damn you, stealth poos.

 

[Pestilence]

At the moment, I feel the same. Suffering serious glue poos that just aren't pleasant at all. Want to hop in the shower after the (elaborately long) wiping session!

Poor quality toilet paper at the office/out and about doesn't help the ol' ringpiece either!

 

[Swifty55]

The question is; are you a "back to front" or "front to back" kind of person!

 

[Participant]

Front to back of course!

 

[Garee]

does anyone feel absolutely filthy/grimey after a number 2?

Yes.

Then I wipe.

 

[cm1179]

it's a saturday night and i'm replying in this thread. oh boy, where did it all go wrong?

 

[Minxy]

Slight OCD maybe? I'm not going into details on my habits as I'm a girl and everyone knows girls don't poo.