Predictions for 2011

J.B

J.B

J.B

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Seem to remember we had a thread like this a couple of years ago and it was quite good so I thought Id bring it back.

Any predictions for the coming year? Personally I think:
There'll be a conflict on the Korean Peninsula that will destabilise the region.
There'll be a big scientific breakthrough (Im not basing this on anything, I just think we are overdue for one)
There'll be more civil unrest as further spending cuts lead to unemployment and hardships.

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head.
 
Prices will go up.
Gloom and doom will descend.
GD will become even more outrageous at times.
Julie Wikiass will become minister of information in Venezuela.
 
GD'ers will learn to dress themselves and aquire the ability to mingle with Real People (tm) virtually unnoticed.

Also, muslims, students, mustard, jeans, mac-30's, derp derp derp they're taking our jobs merp urp, maybe lesbians, definitely the gays (bad AIDS, not the good kind) ... woah, let me see ... those black fellas, those brown chaps, HOW DOSE MONEY WORK AND CREDIT CARDZ??!, spec me a <stupid, obvious thing>, girl problems, feel bad for your son/daughter, pet issues (but a bitch aint one), intolerance of everything, acceptance of Daily Mail worldviews, old members posting as new members, banned members alting, White Knighting anything (Jody McIntyre, you ****, take a ****ing bow), I earn too much, I don't earn enough, you're a <wrong label> for earning more/less than I do.

If any - ANY - of those do not happen by the end of January, let alone the end of next year, I will eat a hat. Perhaps even my own.
 
2011 will be cancelled sometime around 3rd February because honest Dave says we've got to save money on it, instead he'll have his big society organise a few emergency fill in months for free and we'll all be happy because of it. Cor blimey ain't big society grand, we're so lucky!
 
Every week in 2011 the Daily Mail will have a story that is anti-immigration, someone will read it and start a thread on ocuk about how they hate foreigners that will turn into a 20 page long thread where everyone has the same argument as the week before
 
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