Ian Beale from Eastenders.....

psd99 · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:46

I don't know how many avid Eastenders fans are on these forums but Beale came out with a really fantastic line a few days ago.

He was saying this line from father to son.......

"Christmas trees are like women..they look good and smell nice but wherever you take them they leave a mess." lol Ian Beale from EastEnders!

Really made me laugh what a t**!

Also Dot says a few funny lines a lot as well

Van Hellseek · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:47

Cool story bro.

Nix · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:48

You have just admitted to watching dross. I expect both your testicles and dignity on my desk first thing tomorrow.

The Dread Pirate · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:53

Nix said:
You have just admitted to watching dross. I expect both your testicles and dignity on my desk first thing tomorrow.

You're giving him till tomorrow?

Knubje · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:54

Amazing how Ian Beale the fictional character came out with something....semi interesting/funny at best, I guess.

After all, it's not like a team of writers were behind it and the man in question is just an actor repeating said lines.

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:55

Men watch Eastenders?

psd99 · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:55

seek said:
Cool story bro.

thanks

you watch too? lol

psd99 · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:55

Nix said:
You have just admitted to watching dross. I expect both your testicles and dignity on my desk first thing tomorrow.

oh dear!!! yes men watch it too there's nowt much to do in the cold dark winter days!

Tefal · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:56

[FnG]magnolia;18053280 said:
Men watch Eastenders?

The jury is still out on if the OP is a man.

The Dread Pirate · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:58

Tefal said:
The jury is still out on if the OP is a man.

If they were ever one they are no longer that title has been revoked.

Van Hellseek · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:58

psd99 said:
thanks
you watch too? lol

I really can't stomach soaps tbh. None of them. Amazingly though eastenders is probably the best.

And Hollyoaks is the absolute worst. Ever.

HumanShield · 22 Dec 2010 at 10:59

A couple of days ago, Ricky managed to play Duck Hunt using the light gun on a NES using a Plasma/LCD.

Obviously I was outraged!

psd99 · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:00

seek said:
I really can't stomach soaps tbh. None of them. Amazingly though eastenders is probably the best.

And Hollyoaks is the absolute worst. Ever.

I don't agree Late Night Hollyoaks is the best

I'm still in lurve with Roxanne from my signature
she is too good

neil3k · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:01

danza · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:01

Coronation Street > *

I JEST, I JEST!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

At least Eastenders can be semi-amusing on occasion. However, all other similarly geared soaps are 100% trash 100% of the time.

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:01

Also, most of the women I know don't leave a mess when I take them anywhere. My daughter does but she's 2 years old. I don't know what this says about Fictional Ian or his script writers.

SeraphX · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:03

HumanShield said:
A couple of days ago, Ricky managed to play Duck Hunt using the light gun on a NES using a Plasma/LCD.

Obviously I was outraged!

pretty sure this was fake, playing my ps2 on my flatscreen the gfx look horrid, NES would fail lol

Edrof · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:03

The OP made me smile

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:04

Nix said:
You have just admitted to watching dross. I expect both your testicles and dignity on my desk first thing tomorrow.

Are you going to give him a good time?

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:05

[FnG]magnolia;18053280 said:
Men watch Eastenders?

Indeed they do.