A book has just hit me on the head!

G|mp · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:20

I've only got myshelf to blame.

Merry Christmas OcUK forumeisters!

Tefal · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:21

Time for a don to fill in the last third of your sig

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:21

Large night out?

Chives · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:21

cool story bro

Rotty · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:25

Tefal said:
Time for a don to fill in the last third of your sig

He's been behaving recently until this :eek:

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:25

Looks like it didn't hit you hard enough.

The Dread Pirate · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:26

Adding this one to my library of puns

The Dread Pirate · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:26

Rotty said:
He's been behaving recently until this

Go On throw the book at him!

Jumblejug · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:27

I hope you make better use of post number 19000

G|mp · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:28

Tefal said:
Time for a don to fill in the last third of your sig

Oh I've got the full set, these are just recent ones, they're like peoples xbox achievement sigs but better

Rotty said:
He's been behaving recently until this

I'm a good lad I'am.

Edit: Ooohh yeah 19000 posts of pure unadulterated drivel

Vonhelmet · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:31

I had Sean Connery round to do some DIY for me the other day, putting up a shelf. When he was done we put all the books on, and it immediately fell off the wall. Sean was so embarrassed - "I'm ashamed of my shelf", he said.

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:32

G|mp said:
Edit: Ooohh yeah 19000 posts of pure unadulterated drivel

... and many more to come if you keep behaving.

Van Hellseek · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:32

G|mp said:
A book has just hit me on the head!

That will learn you.

See what I did there? Did it work?

wordy · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:34

It's ok, I've banged my head on the cold tap this morning, got a cut right across the centre of my forehead.

Edrof · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:52

G|mp said:
A book has just hit me on the head!

No medical threads!

Deadbeat · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:53

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Adding this one to my library of puns

Sigh...

Pestilence · 22 Dec 2010 at 11:58

PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Tonyator · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:02

vonhelmet said:
I had Sean Connery round to do some DIY for me the other day, putting up a shelf. When he was done we put all the books on, and it immediately fell off the wall. Sean was so embarrassed - "I'm ashamed of my shelf", he said.

That is the correct joke.. OP fails.

G|mp · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:04

Tonyator said:
That is the correct joke.. OP fails.

Not when it's meant as a short, sharp joke.

Kind of loses it's air of surprise if the thread title is..."A book fell onto Sean Connerys head!"

Andelusion · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:05

That joke was terrible even after reading it from cover to cover, quite spineless, if the dons thought about banning you I'm sure it'd be an open and shut case!

I lol'd at the joke, nice one Gimp.