Wednesday Joke.

manic111 · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:25

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Van Hellseek · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:25

Get out.

Jono · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:26

I didn't laughed.

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:27

You should make a New Year resolution to learn a few jokes.

A2Z · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:30

Haha

MisChief · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:32

I don't get it, was it a joke? :confused:

Greenlizard0 · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:33

Owls can 'talk', just in a language that we can't understand.

J.B · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:37

That was painful

4p · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:38

simulatorman said:
You should make a New Year resolution to die.

Swifty55 · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:39

paulh · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:39

I lol'd, sorry....

**Gets coat**

Skilid · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:42

Worst joke thread ever...

Helios1234 · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:43

I laughed

Van Hellseek · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:43

Cripple said:
Worst joke thread ever...

There was a joke?

Musty Pie · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:44

That joke was a right hoot!

*gets coat*

TheCenturion · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:45

And the Wednesday joke is ....

manic111

Pestilence · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:54

Almost as "good" as the likes of:

"What do you get if you cross a Turkey with a Whale?"

"Nothing, as they're genetically incompatible species."

HO HO HO

timmy85 · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:55

shocking.

Metalface Mark · 22 Dec 2010 at 13:55

Pestilence said:
Almost as "good" as the likes of:

"What do you get if you cross a Turkey with a Whale?"

"Nothing, as they're genetically incompatible species."

HO HO HO

That one was actually better than the op.

manic111 · 22 Dec 2010 at 14:00

Metalface Mark said:
That one was actually better than the op.

I agree...

New Year's resolutions now include new jokes!