Upper class men crossing legs.

[Tefal]

Sounds like a girl I once knew...she was from Swansea, so very feminine compared to most.

For Swansea that's down right damsel like.

 

[Cosimo]

I do it, must be because I'm a gayer.

I'm afraid so.

 

[Zefan]

To all others who are in the crossing legs club, we're clearly all destined to be as powerful as this man.

 

[UK|AL]

i do it sometimes and get called gay by my gf. imo it's a posh/upper class thing to do, and also a gay thing to do, but often i find posh/upper class is very similar to being gay any way e.g. drinking wine.

tefal: we're talking this style just a little less over the knee

http://www.indielondon.co.uk/images/6104.jpg

I'd hardly call drinking wine gay, more of bourgeoisie thing to do. Most of my family events involve drinking wine i.e This Christmas, I shall probably have a glass or two.

 

[Phog]

I do it frequently, but I also do the ankle on knee too. It's comfortable to me, plenty of movement in the crown jewel department to allow for it. I even wear skinny/slim fit jeans. That said I am gay so... yah.

 

[Sp00n]

To all others who are in the crossing legs club, we're clearly all destined to be as powerful as this man.

hi5

 

[Swifty55]

On that note; does anyone do the mangina, you know when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina?

 

[Sp00n]

Isn't that a males right of passage?

 

[aardvark]

i do it, but then i have thin legs - not surprising to see most of the porkers on here don't do it.

 

[unwashed potato!]

how can you cross your legs woman style without crushing vital parts of your anatomy?

chuck it forward with a quick thrust when you cross your legs maybe. i'm forever alone or at least when i'm working on the pc it's not with other people so i'm ok as i can sort it out and get comfy.

drinking wine is as gay as crossing legs imo

 

[Cosimo]

drinking wine is as gay as crossing legs imo

What utter nonsense.

 

[Stewy]

On that note; does anyone do the mangina, you know when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina?

Thread just took a turn for the worse

 

[Cosimo]

To all others who are in the crossing legs club, we're clearly all destined to be as powerful as this man.

[/QUOTE]

No, the only thing you're all destined for is crushed nut syndrome.

 

[meghatronic]

I sometimes put an ankle on my other knee but crossing squashes my man regions.

This. The former being for pure laziness reasons rather than comfort.

 

[something daft already!!]

I often cross my legs while seated. It's generally more comfortable and also indicates I am sexually unavailable.

 

[(ST)Pohaku]

My uni housemate did this.
A year later he admitted to sitting down to take a number 1.

Gay tbh.

Go for a slash whilst standing up, and wearing boxer shorts. Aim for the porcelain. Feel that on your legs? That's normally on your strides, dude.

Ever since I had this revelation, I sit down whenever possible.

 

[Greenlizard0]

'Strides'?

 

[(ST)Pohaku]

Ummm... trousers. Maybe it's a Manchester thing.

 

[Pate]

Go for a slash whilst standing up, and wearing boxer shorts. Aim for the porcelain. Feel that on your legs? That's normally on your strides, dude.

Ever since I had this revelation, I sit down whenever possible.

Wait wat?

You **** yourself?

 

[Hedge]

I have sitty down wees when drunk or very tired. Bad side of that is that I have peed through the seat into my pants before lol