We had venison for our Chistmas dinner. That's dear meat.

Vonhelmet · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:26

Seriously, almost £15 per kilo!

Makhaira · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:29

Poultry attempt at humour...

Cosimo · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:29

Ah a my meat cost more than yours joke.

Pav89 · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:30

The 'joke' failed on me. Opinions on the venison please to rescue the thread!

gillywibble · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:31

You loin something new every day.

JBuk · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:34

Gotta be game to post such a poor joke

Cosimo · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:37

Its a lean time for jokes.

jellybeard999 · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:37

Makhaira said:
Poultry attempt at humour...

It's not a bird :confused:

~>Dg<~ · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:38

oh deer me

mithrandir · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:40

You will not receive prezzies in the future if Mr. Claus finds out!

mjt · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:46

We had venison too. Tasty.
I think yesterday's roast beef was more expensive though. £25 for >800g..

Moses99p said:

Dwarf Shortage.

Makhaira · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:07

jellybeard999 said:
It's not a bird

No, it's just a pun... Same grammatical humour technique, sticking with the theme of festive meats...

Redz · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:18

vonhelmet said:
Seriously, almost £15 per kilo!

Fair game for a pun then.

footman · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:58

If you had some doe you could have had a venison pie.

Disco Boy · 25 Dec 2010 at 20:01

mjt said:
We had venison too. Tasty.
I think yesterday's roast beef was more expensive though. £25 for >800g..

Do you mean <800g?

Randomface74 · 25 Dec 2010 at 20:11

Podmonkey · 25 Dec 2010 at 21:42

We also had venison along with ostrich and grouse (I suck at spelling). All pretty lovely to be honest.

Van Hellseek · 25 Dec 2010 at 21:47

Podmonkey said:
We also had venison along with ostrich and grouse (I suck at spelling). All pretty lovely to be honest.

Do you live in the countryside and have placards with stuffed animal heads above your fireplace?