Man, 72, lost because of satnav

LMAO! i'm from Trowbridge and i know the family as i went to school with his grandson. if i'm right then he's been in the country for at least 2 decades! Trowbridge is like night of the living brain dead so it's no surprise to me at all

B@
 
Sounds like a typical senile old person. My dad is also 72 and he recently told me that his car has lost power sounds very tappety, and that he's checked the oil and it was fine.

I checked the oil and it was empty and had been like that for months. This is just 1 example of stupid things he and many many other oldies must have done. It's not as though doesn't know anything about cars either. He's rebuilt, replaced and messed with loads of cars in the past.
 
My dad is 75 and to be honest a bit of a whizz kid with technology however he goes to York every Christmas for a week and just bought a Sat Nav.
Just before he went he asked me if he charged it up now will it still have enough charge in it next Christmas to go there and back :)
I suppose that isn't too bad a question really but then I said 'Plug it into your cigarette lighter and that will keep it charged' to which he replied 'But we need that for our cigarettes'.
Bless.
 
I don't understand, it can't be hard to navigate in this country it's so small, getting onto the motorway and reading road signs and it's simple.
 
her : where the ******* hell have you been ?
you : satnav ?


why do we believe it just because its printed in the paper :p
 
Yeah I read this earlier, very bizzare. Can't really get lost coming out of Gatwick, so I recon he was visiting one of the "massage" parlours in the area before he pops his clogs.
 
B@Th*nG said:
LMAO! i'm from Trowbridge and i know the family as i went to school with his grandson. if i'm right then he's been in the country for at least 2 decades! Trowbridge is like night of the living brain dead so it's no surprise to me at all

B@
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True that, best to avoid the centre during the day else you bump into the fats and uglies :p

B@Th*nG said:
hey, i might know you if you live in the Trowvegas! what's your name?

B@
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DampCat said:
Supposedly he drove 2,000 miles. He said "i thought i would run out of petrol but i didnt". 2,000 miles, sleeping at night with the heater on... one a tank of petrol?

Right oh.

Hope the press money buys him something nice though.
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If he's old he probably filled up multiple times and had just forgotten. ;)
 
snowdog said:
Sounds like some Moroccan guy not speaking english:




Yeah, blame it on your satnav going up and down the same motorway multiple times :rolleyes:.
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because he has a foreign sounding name he couldn't possibly speak the language, actually be english or even make himself understood? stupid post.
 
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