Is this creepy or sweet? (First date thread)

[Dave L]

I disagree. I think it was your £3 ball of chocolate that got you laid

KEWL! I'm off to buy one, see if it works on the wife tonight

 

[Cuchulain]

 

[Infam0us]

5* Post

 

[TheCenturion]

I'm now a little intruiged as to how this actually went down

OP: Hey, you know you said you don't get christmas presents? Well guess what?
Girl: What?
OP: I got you a chocolate orange!!!!111111
Girl: (opening legs) Oh my god, it's what I always wanted! I've not known you long, yet you picked out the perfect gift!!!!!

 

[Nitefly]

from his first post, its the only conclusion which could happen, unless the woman was just as clueless as him. i.e. a munter

What a complete load of rubbish. Nonsense conclusion and I can only say you must be a pretty bitter or miserable person if you feel it's necessary to rain on someones parade like that.

 

[SGWills]

i would give her the "small present" but also use the line "i think everyone should have something at xmas" add a bit of a cheeky smile. otherwise she might think that you were expecting a present back

 

[Blackstar_solar]

i would give her the "small present" but also use the line "i think everyone should have something at xmas" add a bit of a cheeky smile. otherwise she might think that you were expecting a present back

Classic reading the first post but not the thread fail.
This is in fact exactly what I did.

 

[Pestilence]

Classic reading the first post but not the thread fail.
This is in fact exactly what I did.

"Everyone should have a bit of (a) stuffing at Christmas."

*wry smile*

 

[SGWills]

Classic reading the first post but not the thread fail.
This is in fact exactly what I did.

got bored of reading peoples comments, so kept it to the OP. simples

 

[Tefal]

guys guys, I'm sure sonny is equally well qualified with women as he is cars

i have also sat in over 1000 cars, i know what a good car is.

 

[steve-h]

This turned out to be very true. She thought it was really sweet and let's just say it's 10am and I just got home

 

[Voltar]

This is a first on OcUK.

Congratulations.

I believe OcUK has just manned up.

/thumbs up

 

[Curunen]

GJ OP, congratulations are in order.

 

[The Funktopus]

Nice one OP! Now that an OCUK poster has actually got pasty, then I'm pretty sure some ancient prophecy has been fulfilled that has set the wheels of worldwide doom in motion. Thanks a lot!

 

[Phoenixdancer]

I went to tesco after reading this thread and got 10 chocolate oranges... will give them to the wife

 

[ProOrWhat]

Well if he walked up to her and said 'I would like to exchange this chocolate orange for your sexual services' then yes, she would be a hooker.

Well that's pretty much what happened right? I mean, you don't exactly need to be verbal with a hooker to get the service, surely if you just present the cash visibly, in this case a chocolate orange, you'd get served.

 

[Cosimo]

My post disappeared :'(.

He gave it to her as another present.

 

[Dave L]

My post disappeared :'(.

I'm not suprised! A family have just lost a daughter. Have some respect.

I went to tesco after reading this thread and got 10 chocolate oranges... will give them to the wife

Lemme know how you get on, could work for me

 

[arc@css]

Nice thought, most people would appreciate something like that I think.

 

[Deiwos]

I went to tesco after reading this thread and got 10 chocolate oranges... will give them to the wife

I'd probably give them someone else if I were you. She could do with losing a few pounds