How on earth is circumcision legal?

Participant · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:08

Khaaan! said:
Chafing? What chafing? Did you accidentally play sports with pansy boys or something?

Chafing of helmet vs. tight pants, I guess. These memories are from when I was about 8 and I am not circumcised, so I'm just dragging up the distant past here and I may have mis-remembered something.

Hence me hoping for some feedback from a jew ... I mean circumcised gentleman.

Muzy · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:16

steve-h said:
Because it's accepted?

Because its healthy.

mrk · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:16

Like others have said, there is no issue or chafing or whatever :confused:

Aleksandrs · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:22

If it wasn't for phimosis, I wouldn't have it done. I'd rather spare the pain and discomfort it will cause for the operation and the healing process, but at the same time I do think it looks better without, personally.

One word I've never put with circumcision though is 'mutilation'. I imagine that word to mean horribly disfigured, and rending whatever it is useless as it no longer works or is no longer functional. I personally don't think that is what circumcision is.

[J.D.C] · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:23

Done on myself when I was very young. Medical.

Only problem is less sensitivity but that varies from person to person. Personally condoms for me are just an idea of hell because I can't feel anything, ha. Thankfully I've been in a relationship since I was 15 so my two girlfriends are/were on the pill.

Or is that too much info?

Participant · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:27

Khaaan! said:
Like others have said, there is no issue or chafing or whatever

Good for you fella. Maybe this was just one chap with a problem then.

[J.D.C];18157885 said:
Done on myself when I was very young. Medical.

Only problem is less sensitivity but that varies from person to person. Personally condoms for me are just an idea of hell because I can't feel anything, ha. Thankfully I've been in a relationship since I was 15 so my two girlfriends are/were on the pill.

Or is that too much info?

Yes condoms can be bad for sensation but on the other hand, it allows impressive marathon-style sessions.

I also find that getting a bit tipsey helps me last for ages, hot tip. But then I don't suffer from 'brewer's droop' thankfully.

[J.D.C] · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:31

Robbie G said:
But then I don't suffer from 'brewer's droop' thankfully.

Lawl. One does many a time.

Participant · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:34

vaultingSlinky said:
Circumcision lowers risk of catching HIV. Of course that point is moot if you are not at risk/practice safe sex.

Sold! To the man in the pink t-shirt.

I think I'll stick to condoms for HIV prevention thanks!

LordSplodge · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:41

Robbie G said:
Yes condoms can be bad for sensation but on the other hand, it allows impressive marathon-style sessions.

Her: Are you done yet?
You: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *Pants* No!
Her: Get a move on...
You: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

I blame Sting and Cosmopolitan respectively.

I mean nobody likes to end too quickly but as long as both get enjoyment do you really we wanting to go on and on for hours... You could be playing Call of Duty or something...

[J.D.C] · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:42

Anyone who claims they do the 'groovy thing' for more than 1-2hours is clearly talking out of their pish-hole.

Ahleckz · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:42

Robbie G said:
Sense made none.

Although I agree at the lol @ circumcised people .

At school the circumcised boys were allowed to wear boxers for football when we had to wear skinnys. For the chafing apparently .

Why were your teachers checking what pants you were wearing?... Or, what state your knob was in?
I think they had alternative motives Robbie.

LordSplodge · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:44

[J.D.C];18158066 said:
Anyone who claims they do the 'groovy thing' for more than 1-2hours is clearly talking out of their pish-hole.

I like sex. No I really like sex but 2 hours? Forget that. I've no problems with having a couple of goes in that time but just one session...

Sore knob

Participant · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:48

LordSplodge said:
Her: Are you done yet?
You: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *Pants* No!
Her: Get a move on...
You: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

Replace 'Are you done yet?' and 'Get a move on...' with 'oh my GOD' and 'oooohhh' and you're getting warm

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[J.D.C] · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:50

Robbie G said:
Replace 'Are you done yet?' and 'Get a move on...' with 'oh my GOD' and 'oooohhh' and you're getting warm .

She reading heat magazine at this stage?

LordSplodge · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:51

[J.D.C];18158135 said:
She reading heat magazine at this stage?

Nope, watching Eastenders!

Pestilence · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:51

[J.D.C];18158066 said:
Anyone who claims they do the 'groovy thing' for more than 1-2hours is clearly talking out of their pish-hole.

Give me half a bottle of whiskey (or more) and you wouldn't believe it. I think the longest the wife and I managed when I was tanked up was around 4 hours or so. We didn't realise until we heard the neighbour outside packing his van to head off to work around 6.30am. Oooops.

Needless to say, the physical ramifications of such...sustained....activity are horrendous, and a "no sex" rule is now strictly enforced when I've been on the bottle.

hurfdurf · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:52

[J.D.C];18158066 said:
Anyone who claims they do the 'groovy thing' for more than 1-2hours is clearly talking out of their pish-hole.

Nope.

[J.D.C] · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:52

Pestilence said:
Give me half a bottle of whiskey (or more) and you wouldn't believe it. I think the longest the wife and I managed when I was tanked up was around 4 hours or so. We didn't realise until we heard the neighbour outside packing his van to head off to work around 6.30am. Oooops.

Needless to say, the physical ramifications of such...sustained....activity are horrendous, and a "no sex" rule is now strictly enforced when I've been on the bottle.

Do you have any say about this?

Participant · 6 Jan 2011 at 16:53

Oh god here we go. Hurfdurf's in to explain how a real man loves.