FREE ASSASSINS CREED 2 GAME !

A mother is cleaning her teenage son's room when she sees some magazines under his bed.

Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.

The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son's bed, and asks, "What's wrong?" And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, "What are those?"
The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.

The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, "What are we gonna do with this boy?"
Her husband replies, "Well, we're not gonna spank him. That's for sure."

Count me in :D
 
I once saw someone punch a cow in the face once, and it didn't even flinch.

And I mean nothing, just stood there still chewing grass.

Cows are hardcore.

Thats my entry to make you laugh, and its true :)
 
Holla. I'm in.
BUT charging whoever wins £1.50 for postage? lolwat

£1.50 postage come on im sure u can do it for free, you get max cookies for that ! i think

i was wondering when someone was going to complain about the postage :D

i wasnt going to charge for postage but as a joke i was going to see how long it would take for someone to moan...sorry guy's but your out because you didnt make me laugh :p:p:p:p:p
 
who wants to know the winner ?






















































its..........Iceman

due to his birthday and being a fellow Aquarius i feel it's appropriate he get's the game.

iceman congrats dude,fire me over your addy via trust and ill get the game sent out tomorrow morning free of course :)
 
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