If mango tasted a bit different, eating one would be the most accurate simulation of performing cunnilingus. I didn't notice until someone told me but every time you eat a mango from now on you'll remember that.
The answer to the OP is obviously bacon. Raw. Bitten straight from the pig's ass.
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