Poll: A funny?

Tefal · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:08

Macky said:
Never gets old Tefal..

The story is excellent though.

But then again macky I know you have problems with cuttings things short

JBuk · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:09

Macky said:
Never gets old Tefal..

I find it funny that after all that, this is the punchline:

Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone.
Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake.

Thanks, I and many others would never thought to skip the entire joke and only read the ending

MAKE THIS GUY AN ADMIN!

Deep · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:11

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A snooker table

Begbie · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:12

Linford Christie walks into the reception of a golf course and asks to play a round of golf. The receptionist looks around nervously and seeing the coast is clear says to him, "I’m really sorry but the owner here is really racist and if he sees you in here he’ll give you a load of abuse. I suggest you try the course just 10 minutes away, down the road".

Linford is furious and says, "Do you know who I am. I’m Linford Christie the sprinter. I raced for England, I used to be the fastest man on the planet".

The receptionist says, "OK, it’s five minutes away then".

Fenris · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:15

I'm afraid you can't be allowed to live.

My associates will be with you shortly.

Grandmaster Fap! · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:17

I suggest something radically different like a poll with varying punishments.....

The Halk · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:18

I liked it. You lot are just looking for excuses to get offended.

Swordfish · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:19

I bought Bonnie Tyler car recently. Bad idea. Every now and then it falls apart !

(sorry)

JBuk · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:22

Just ban forever, infact ban everyone except me

hold on, that would be boring damn

Grandmaster Fap! · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:25

I voted banned forever...will he be actually banned forever? i demand he's banned forever!!!

geekyEd · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:27

fish fingers

Derek W · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:28

does the second option say bummed forever? :eek:

Andelusion · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:29

Got a grin from me

Nice effort dude!!

Laser man · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:29

Excuse my ignorance, but how was the first joke comical, at all? :confused:

Lakeland · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:30

Not being funny but why do threads like this get a poll when genuine requests get turned down?

Digitalle · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:30

I laughed.

cheets64 · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:30

Not only did I beat you but its a better joke

cheets64 said:
My friend needed a Bone Marrow transplant & he found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success.

My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor.

The Halk · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:30

Lakeland said:
Not being funny but why do threads like this get a poll when genuine requests get turned down?

Perversity.

Andelusion · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:30

Laser man said:
Excuse my ignorance, but how was the first joke comical, at all?

Really? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Maradona

Tefal · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:32

awww mean mod

Poor nate

Poll: A funny?

What should happen to Deep?

Covered in fish fingers and fed to Platinum87?

Banned forever?

Cut up and sold as a snack to cannibals?

Covered in garlic and given to Freefaller to be used and abused as a slave?