A woman scorned

Hades · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:38

Oh dear. I think my neighbour has some explaining to do. I had a knock on the door a few mins ago. There's a car outside and a drunken woman standing there (not driving). She asks for my neighbour and I politely give her instructions. As she walks off she calls back "I'm his mistress".

5 mins later she's shouting for him outside his house. I think she's driven off now. But I think he has some explaining to do.

Unfortunately he has kids. While the events have made me giggle a little, I really feel sorry for them and what they'll be going through in the morning.

[TW]Sponge · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:40

Thankyou for sharing..............

Hades · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:41

sponge999 said:
Thankyou for sharing..............

You're very welcome

radar19 · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:44

Bracing for epic.

twist3d0n3 · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:47

zomg she's blatantly going to castrate him!

cam at the ready yo!

Nix · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:48

It's Saturday night, she was probably expecting a bit of the butcher's finest.

You sir, have failed in your manly duties.

Bennie-Mac · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:48

Record for youtube
post on youtube
???????
Meet Alex Zane and tell him to shut his stupid face
Profit. As will all of mankind (except the cheating husband)

gambitt · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:48

She could be a stalker.

[TW]Sponge · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:49

Hades said:
You're very welcome

Are you sure it wasn't just a drunken mate having a laugh? At the end of the day if he has done wrong, he will get what's coming to him.

twist3d0n3 · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:49

Bennie-Mac said:
Record for youtube
post on youtube
???????
Meet Alex Zane and tell him to shut his stupid face
Profit. As will all of mankind (except the cheating husband)

you are my god

*worships*

Clum · 16 Jan 2011 at 01:50

Thread definitely needs pics/vids.

Is she hot? Hotter than the wife?

Also shop her for drink driving...she's a woman, she shouldn't be driving anyway, let alone drunk!

twist3d0n3 · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:03

clum needs porn

Clum · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:07

true story

Hades · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:18

Clum said:
Thread definitely needs pics/vids.

Is she hot? Hotter than the wife?

Also shop her for drink driving...she's a woman, she shouldn't be driving anyway, let alone drunk!

I'd say they were both on a par. Neither are my type and ok but I wouldn't say hot. Camera wasn't at hand I'm afraid.

She wasn't driving.

It went quiet long ago so all seems to be over... for now.

Pestilence · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:24

¡Cuento fresco, hermano!

PGdude · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:27

So when OcUK hears "drunken woman", they think "is she hot?"

I think down the opposite end of the scale

Greenlizard0 · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:36

I suggest you happy slap her.

Go on, make her really mad.

Hades · 16 Jan 2011 at 02:49

Greenlizard0 said:
I suggest you happy slap her.

Go on, make her really mad.

I really don't think that's a good idea because...

1) She knows where I live.
2) She has a habit of turning up on peoples doorsteps telling their wives that she's been sleeping with the husband.

As she was calling out "I'm his mistress" my wife was walking down the stairs to find out what was going on. For a few seconds I thought I'd have to desperately explain "but, but, but, she's talking about our neighbour honey... not me!"

I've brought the rabbits in from their cage outside incase I find them boiled in the morning...

Greenlizard0 · 16 Jan 2011 at 03:01

Then may I suggest you falcon punch her. This is where women get their power from right?

StoutMeister · 17 Jan 2011 at 12:01

Have camera ready for the next instalment, and please post pics/video.