if you were to die tomorrow

I could have handled a few situations a bit better, but those are really quite trivial in the grand scheme of things. I would probably think I had a fairly decent innings. I would, of course, regret not going on a milky bar yogurt spree to day before I died. Those are damn tasty!
 
Bleh.

You should have been more clear. If there were misinterpretations it was only your own fault regardless of how many "got it", not that it's not a subject that has been done a million times before.

It doesn't say "If you had advance notice that you were going to die tomorrow".
It doesn't say "If you knew that you were going to die tomorrow".

It just says "If you were to die tomorrow".

There's really no need for the attitude. Plus, that would actually be at least three who didn't get it (me the poster I quoted, and one more)....so maybe I "didn't get it" but at least, unlike you, I am capable of basic mathematics.

So, in order to answer the original post, I would regret not travelling back in time and encouraging your mother to use contraceptives.

quite possibly the best post ever? put the keyboard down, child.
 
Not making more use of my late teens and early twenties. I had so many decent offers from women at that time, but i was too loyal to my then girlfriend who turned out to be a waste of time in the end. I could i have had 3-4 relationships with very attractive women during the years i wasted with her
 
Not really any regrets, other than not being able to go to more places and experience more things. I've been to some great places and experienced some great things though so...

No girl regrets as such, no "should have told them how I feel" bits, which is quite nice atm.:D
 
Always loved the image of dying quietly in a armchair at a family thing with grand kids racing about and my sons and daughters chattering and preparing dinner or something.

And then the subsequent image of your youngest grandchild tugging at the dead, lifeless body in that armchair, wondering why grandad isn't coming for dinner, while someone can be heard sobbing loudly in the background, "oh god, he's dead, he's dead"
 
And then the subsequent image of your youngest grandchild tugging at the dead, lifeless body in that armchair, wondering why grandad isn't coming for dinner, while someone can be heard sobbing loudly in the background, "oh god, he's dead, he's dead"

That was my thought too. Nice way to traumatise your entire family. :p

Personally I'd love* to die in a big fireball or crash (not car crash) whilst doing something I loved, preferably instantly, without all the agony that can proceed something like a ski death...:/:D


*Well you get what I mean... Either way I wouldn't know about it and at least I wouldn't have to worry about whether the next cough will make me wet myself...;)
 
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