Joke time...

Phate · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:20

its hard being a decorator in this politically correct world. I can no longer say "black paint" I have to say "please paint the wall, leeroy"

after years of research, scientists have at last discovered what makes a woman happy....

Nothing

Paid £40 for a penis enhancer off ebay. When I open the box, some **** sold me a magnifying glass

theres been a powercut in dublins largest department store today. Some customers have been stuck on the escalators for 3 hours

And I'm done!

G-MAN2004 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:22

Liked them actually.

BloodyL · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:24

Alex74 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:26

ehheh

loltim · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:28

lol'd at first one, other 3 failed, therefore thread = fail.

flibbage0 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:29

I don't get the 1st one or last one, can someone please explain?

OriginalJonty · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:30

Someone's been browsing sickepedia.

loltim · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:30

flibbage0 said:
I don't get the 1st one or last one, can someone please explain?

White people are racist and irish people are thick?

G-MAN2004 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:31

flibbage0 said:
I don't get the 1st one or last one, can someone please explain?

"Black (directed at the black guy), paint (the wall)". Racism.

Not quite sure on the second, unless it's simply calling Irish people unintelligent.

flibbage0 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:34

Well the 1st one is rubbish then, I like the 2nd and 3rd one.

Phate · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:38

OriginalJonty said:
Someone's been browsing sickepedia.

Someone got a load of text messages this afternoon actually

dl8860 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:52

Pretty god awful on the whole I have to say.

If you're going to be quoting jokes from elsewhere surely you could do better?!

EniGmA1981 · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:53

Best OP in one of these 'joke' threads I've seen yet

Jay.D · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:54

Phate said:
And I'm done!

I laughed at the last one, the missus didnt get it tho!

Phate · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:55

dl8860 said:
Pretty god awful on the whole I have to say.

If you're going to be quoting jokes from elsewhere surely you could do better?!

I typed them out from texts I got today, deal with it

Cosimo · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:57

EniGmA1981 said:
Best OP in one of these 'joke' threads I've seen yet

You haven't seen many joke threads.

Cosimo · 18 Jan 2011 at 18:58

Phate said:
And I'm done!

You've almost done for me.

Only one raised a chuckle.

Curunen · 18 Jan 2011 at 19:27

Better than the usual standard here.
You deserve some stars.

Tom0 · 18 Jan 2011 at 19:32

flibbage0 said:
I don't get the 1st one or last one, can someone please explain?

Derp Derp o_0