Looking for a novelty present

Cheetah Designs · 22 Jan 2011 at 17:55

I am looking for a novelty present that has something to do with telling the kids to do the washing up or to do some housework.

Like a button that you push and it says something to that accord.

Any ideas?

Fenris · 22 Jan 2011 at 17:57

Have you considered a clip round the ear?

4T5 · 22 Jan 2011 at 18:00

Climb on top of a wardrobe & wait for said Kid to enter the room, Once he/she is in position dive off the wardrobe leading with the point of your elbow & flatten the little ***, Once down & unconscious set about said child with a shovel until you are pulled off by somebody.
Any time after the event the kid plays up just ask him/her if they want to play Wrestling again ???

Fuzz · 22 Jan 2011 at 18:23

This'll Learn them

Cheetah Designs · 23 Jan 2011 at 11:25

Its a present for someone else...there an ongoing joke that their kids don't do enough around the house....so I need something to bring up that

Guest2 · 23 Jan 2011 at 11:28

how old are the 'kids'

how about a big golden boot?

Derek W · 23 Jan 2011 at 11:28

Cheetah Designs said:
I am looking for a novelty present that has something to do with telling the kids to do the washing up or to do some housework.

No tea if you dont!

[FnG]magnolia · 23 Jan 2011 at 11:29

The present is a cruise for the parents, leaving the lazy kids behind to sort themselves out. Will CPS be involved? Maybe. Will the little ***** learn a lesson? Definitely.

You know what to do.

Derek W · 23 Jan 2011 at 11:29

failing that send joseph fritzel round :eek:

Wires · 23 Jan 2011 at 13:04

get one of those buttons that when you press it, it farts cos we all know kids find farts funny! what you do is make a note of all the noises the button makes and you say "if it makes this noise you have to do the washing up, if this noise you have to clean up your toys" ect ect you get the idea ;p

Cheetah Designs · 23 Jan 2011 at 13:52

All great ideas but I think your missing the point of what I am after.

I am looking for a button the mum can press that says "kids do the washing up", and when they complain it says something else back.....do you get my drift? Or something similar...

neil3k · 23 Jan 2011 at 13:59

http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html#PARENT

Wires · 23 Jan 2011 at 15:40

I doubt there is an actual item that does such a task unless you were to request it on purpose. I mean if they actually made one of those it would probs be banned for like cruelty to children or something stupid like that ;p

Disco Boy · 23 Jan 2011 at 15:41

jelly willies.