So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These Men Have A Job.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks , ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.PLEASE NOTE:
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Extremely Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Extremely Good Looking, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a
New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives who are very affectionate and love to make love.
The second floor has wives who are very affectionate, love to make love, and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited"
Floor 1 – These Men Have A Job.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks , ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.PLEASE NOTE:
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Extremely Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Extremely Good Looking, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a
New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives who are very affectionate and love to make love.
The second floor has wives who are very affectionate, love to make love, and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited"
