picking fruit out of alpen

[GJ02]

im bit of an alpen fan
but every morning i have to pick each raisen out of the bowl before i can pour the milk on and eat it, as i cant stand the idea of chewing them for ages after i have finished chewing the cereal.
so on average it takes me about 10 mins to pour a reasonably sized bowl of alpen.
so it got me thinking, how much you you expect to be paid if you were employed as a household alpen fruit picker, all you done was find the raisens in the alpen take them out then pour the fruit free alpen back in the box ready for my hassle free breakfast.

 

[Gilly]

:/

 

[Fireskull]

20p if you washed your hands

 

[Casdawer]

Raisens are the best part of Alpen.

 

[wakayoda]

Raisens are fine, its steak I can't stand - just want to eat not chew chew chew.

 

[Sp00n]

I pick the dried Banana out of fruit'n'fibre :x

Raisins <3

 

[GJ02]

I pick the dried Banana out of fruit'n'fibre :x

Raisins <3

not just me then

 

[Cosimo]

It beats picking your nose.

 

[Badgi]

Raisens are fine, its steak I can't stand - just want to eat not chew chew chew.

There's steak in Alpen?!

 

[POB]

Raisens are fine, its steak I can't stand - just want to eat not chew chew chew.

You are cooking the steak wrong.

 

[Sp00n]

not just me then

Nah, I can't stand it, the banana is waaayyy to crisp for a cereal, I'm afraid for my teeth!

 

[meghatronic]

I suspect you could find someone for minimum wage to do that for you.

 

[vicisthebest]

Isn't the fruit an integral part of Alpen?

Why do you buy it?!

 

[Combat squirrel]

So 10 mins picking out fruit or an extra 50 seconds to eat breakfast if you left them in ? Clever story bro

 

[GJ02]

Isn't the fruit an integral part of Alpen?

Why do you buy it?!

why do i buy it ???

because i like 95% of whats in the box

 

[Belmit]

Good grief. Just get this.

http://www.ethicalsuperstore.com/pr...-foods/organic-no-flamin-raisins-muesli-520g/

 

[Sp00n]

Why don't you just eat muesli?

 

[ShaolinDreams]

So 10 mins picking out fruit or an extra 50 seconds to eat breakfast if you left them in ? Clever story bro

do i sense an oxymoron being exposed?

 

[GJ02]

Why don't you just eat muesli?

becasue i like the sweetness of alpen and only alpen tastes good when you leave the milk on it for 5mins before you eat it

im very very fussy over my cereals

and it has to be either full fat or jearsey cream milk, which sort of defeats the object of a healthy cereal, but i do it for the taste

 

[Sp00n]

Put some sugar on it?