My Top 23 Movie Musts

If a person is looking for someone and hears a noise which results in them turning around for a split second then someone will miraculously appear in front of them when they turn around, even if they were clearly no where near them a second or two before.
 
"In any movie, the job of the professional can only be demonstrated once to show how good he is at his job before things start to get complicated."

Particularly true. Minority Report the latest example I watched :p
 
When stealing information from a laptop and transferring it onto a usb stick, the usb stick automatically knows where all the important files are, which files to transfer and the first 97% of files always transfer faster than the last 3%.
 
All computers have a totally custom OS with a very basic interface that usually only show a few files/programs, which just so happen to be those that the user/intruder are looking for.
 
Encryption that would take until beyond the heat death of the universe to brute force can be broken in 4 minutes flat if one person pounds on the keyboard while another shouts at them.
 
If you're a spy, working undercover, and none of the viewers know this yet, your performance will be flawless and thorough. However, as soon as the audience knows your secret (or if they know from the start), everything you say will sound utterly unconvincing, your facial expressions will display the exact opposite emotion from the one you're trying to fake, and you will constantly make furtive glances about your surroundings whilst doing even the simplest of tasks. Yet somehow, none of the people you're trying to deceive will notice this.
 
Adding another one to the list:

If you threaten to hunt someone down, you must also threaten to kill them. Although the definition of hunt is "to pursue and kill", the additional sentence must be used to keep the threat more convincing.
 
When someone's being chased by a linearly moving object, they just run straight, and never just move to one side and out of the way of the object.
 
I love how most of Quentin Tarintino's films have exceptions to these :P

Also, all henchman must attack the hero in order.

A hero with a small handgun is a better shot than a group of henchman with automatic machine guns.

The main character starts out with something holding he/she back, confronts it and is better because of the experience.
 
Any urban car chase must involve the destruction of at least two of the following elements
1) A large sheet of plate glass
2) A fruit stand, preferably stocked solely with watermelons
3) Crated chickens
4) A large pile of cardboard boxes.

Oh, just reminded me of Wayne's World 2. :p
 
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