Man Points

Perywinkle · 6 Feb 2011 at 10:00

I'm building my own car!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kme5BNaEzE

silversurfer · 6 Feb 2011 at 10:21

Making your own car ranks only slightly below fighting a bear for your lunch

mangobreeder said:
i chopped down a fat tree in my garden, and removed the stump

diameter was almost 2 foot

Harder then it sounds

Socaddict · 6 Feb 2011 at 10:32

I played Rugby yesterday, and my team won.

manic111 · 6 Feb 2011 at 11:37

I literally chundered everywhere...

Biohazard · 6 Feb 2011 at 11:39

I am sanding skirting boards today.

A fraction of a man point? Major bloody boredom points!

Mat · 6 Feb 2011 at 11:47

Went to Focus DIY for plumbing stuff = +1 man point
Went to Sainsburys for the shopping = -1 man point
Washed the car = +1 man point (everyone knows that's a man job)
Drank wine with last night's dinner = -1 man point
Repotted some plants = -1 man point

When I finish the plumbing job I'll get one more man point leaving me on par for the weekend.

CaptainComedy · 6 Feb 2011 at 12:13

was working out in the gym yesterday,
while working out I felt a little bit of gas wanted to come out. judging by the pressure of it, I thought it would only be a silent one, so I gave a lill push.

7 loud rattling seconds later on the cross trainer surrounded by guys and girls it's still going. Did I stop to see who heard? no. Do I think people could smell it? hell yeah.

Scania · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:01

I drive a truck.

iamdjdz · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:04

I just fitted a new clutch lever on my bike. In about 2 minutes. Go being a man!

998cc · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:07

Some car jobs.

Changed oil and filter, repaired a few broken wires in the door loom.

Vonhelmet · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:20

I once gave my wife an orgasm using only my nose.

J-FRO · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:32

Went to Selco's builders merchants :cool:

Cosimo · 6 Feb 2011 at 13:34

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
I drive a truck.

You only get man points if you eat Yorkies at the same time.

silversurfer · 6 Feb 2011 at 15:17

Mat said:
Washed the car = +1 man point (everyone knows that's a man job)

cleaned inside of car -10 points

Jingo... · 6 Feb 2011 at 15:23

Judgeneo said:
Thats my message tone, do I win?

Same

Scania · 6 Feb 2011 at 15:47

simulatorman said:
You only get man points if you eat Yorkies at the same time.

mangobreeder · 6 Feb 2011 at 18:14

silversurfer said:
Making your own car ranks only slightly below fighting a bear for your lunch

Harder then it sounds

you have no idea, i though tree stump easy. i dont know wat all the fuss is about, until i started, it almost killed me.

Tip for anyone thinking of removing a stump is.

use a splitting axe to spilt the stump in half first, it makes it loads easier.

[TW]Sponge · 6 Feb 2011 at 18:34

codec said:
was working out in the gym yesterday,
while working out I felt a little bit of gas wanted to come out. judging by the pressure of it, I thought it would only be a silent one, so I gave a lill push.

7 loud rattling seconds later on the cross trainer surrounded by guys and girls it's still going. Did I stop to see who heard? no. Do I think people could smell it? hell yeah.

Literal LOL from me

UncleRuckus · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:11

Started a fire using a flint and the back of my knife, kindling was a King Alfred cake which I foraged from the woods.

Vonhelmet · 6 Feb 2011 at 20:41

UncleRuckus said:
Started a fire using a flint and the back of my knife, kindling was a King Alfred cake which I foraged from the woods.

I once lit the last viable match from a wet box on the zip of my fly.