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wannabedamned said:
My tin opener broke...So i used a hacksaw.

Tuna and Metal Filings for dinner. OO RAH!
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My mate went on a volunteer type trip to the jungles of Belize. Their tin opener broke, so he took to opening their tins with a machete. He said you could slice a tin of spam in half with one swing.
 
I've pulled out the last 4 teeth that ****** me off, I did one during dinner at work in the bogs that made me drop to my knees with pain, My Manager came in & asked if i had tooth ache, You should have seen how far he jumped back when i opened my hand & showed him the tooth & root. :D
**** me he said You best go home.
Sweet i said as i was just gonna go back to work. :p
 
When I was 16 I was offered a threesome on a plate by two girls who I knew...

And so the three-way began.... One girl was kissing my lips and the other my neck, both my hands were...errr busy.... When all of a sudden I puked up all over myself due to the 12 cans of lager I had consumed previously.

The three-way ended there.

Scarily thats actually a true story :(
 
I've just farted and burped at the same time! I always thought if that happened then you exploded (ahhh what an imagination I had as a child)

It was so manly..
 
walked into the ladies toilets, I had the biggest and smelliest dump I could produce, wash my hands and walkout of there without flushing the loo. Its the best way for a man to mark his territory.
 
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