Paris Hilton Converts To Islam!

Allnamestaken · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:15

No really she has!

Apparently she has been contemplating the idea for some time now.

Heres a quote.

Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: "I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a 'hoe' and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised."

"Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills"

Is this going to be the new celebrity fad :rolleyes:

Here is one link as a source for you lot!
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/index.php?news=2636

Slinky1989 · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:19

Meh, I hope she turns out to quite like the idea of jihad.

Ekim · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:19

Also on this site:

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/1301-kerry-katona-gives-birth-to-bag-of-cocaine.html

Me thinks it isn't an accurate source. Besides, who cares?

AGD · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:20

That quote is blatantly made up.

UncleRuckus · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:20

I hope they stone her!

LeJosh · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:21

I don't see the problem. She is allowed to practice religion and have faith, isn't she?

Or are celebrities exempt from doing anything without getting condemned?

oh and in before "islam is taking over the world" posts.

wannabedamned · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:21

That's so hot

GravyMonster · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:21

Allnamestaken said:
"I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a 'hoe' and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised."

Genuine LOL in the middle of a quiet office

J.B · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

You do know what squib means right?

SeraphX · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

meh who cares indeed, bring me news when she's blown herself to pieces

as for the Katona bint, meh who cares,

Tefal · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

the squib is like the onion so not sure if the op is mentally challenged or if he's trying to make a joke.

Abraham · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

the daily squib is a parody news site like the dailymash or the onion

Yas786 · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

WTF???...lolworthy reporting at its best....the day Paris becomes a muslim will be the day i eat some cow crap

If it is true then dear god we muslims havent got much of a chance when we have an idiot like her pretending to be a muslim

...cant see her really being any good at it though.

mrk · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:22

The comments are more lol than the news itself. I love the way commenters on articles on such sites always capitalise CERTAIN words like as if it's SUDDENLY going to grab everyone by their EYEBALLS.

Loony-Luke · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:23

Right....I was going to say something bad about her but I just can't be bothered lol

Narj · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:23

We need Tom Cruise to convert to Islam. That'd be real news.

Dup · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:23

LeJosh said:
I don't see the problem. She is allowed to practice religion and have faith, isn't she?

Or are celebrities exempt from doing anything without getting condemned?

oh and in before "islam is taking over the world" posts.

Not when it's just becasue you're an attenthion whore and for nothing but media coverage.

But alas, it's all cobblers like the other articles on that site so I guess we won't be subjected to this 'trash' anyway.

Tefal · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:25

Spawn said:
WTF???...lolworthy reporting at its best

Joke news site in funny article SHOCKER!!!

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:25

Someone is telling porkies.

Cosimo · 8 Feb 2011 at 13:26

Tefal said:
Joke news site in funny article SHOCKER!!!

Why don't you say it louder.