Sympathy wxing

Shelster said:
and it even mentions the unmentionable part about 'The Stirring of the Beast'
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Haha! I read the FAQ there and he says something like "Don't worry it will just be temporary and will probably go away quickly." and I thought, just imagine you are lying there and while some woman (I hope it's a woman) is putting the wax on you start rising the the occasion, and you start thinking to yourself "Don't worry, it's only up a little, it will go away just like the nice man said.". But then it doesn't and just keeps going and going till you have an full on Iron Rod of Fury! Then you would both stop and stare at it in silence. That would be freaking hilarious :D
 
RationalGaze said:
Haha! I read the FAQ there and he says something like "Don't worry it will just be temporary and will probably go away quickly." and I thought, just imagine you are lying there and while some woman (I hope it's a woman) is putting the wax on you start rising the the occasion, and you start thinking to yourself "Don't worry, it's only up a little, it will go away just like the nice man said.". But then it doesn't and just keeps going and going till you have an full on Iron Rod of Fury! Then you would both stop and stare at it in silence. That would be freaking hilarious :D
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I was surprised to find out that you are in fact 28.
 
Not sure I understand the sympathy element of this. It's like saying I'm going to let a big hairy bloke do me out of sympathy for my wife having to go through that (all too irregularly)....and just about as gay.
 
Skidder said:
Not sure I understand the sympathy element of this.
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Ok let me break this down for you, waxing is painful, the OP feels guilty about his gf doing it so is suggesting that he do it in order to feel her pain which is also known as sympathy pain.

Your suggestion of getting a big hairy bloke to pop his sausage in your butt isn't really the same thing, seeing as she probably enjoys his sausage inside her.

Does it make sense now? :)
 
ask her first no point in all that suffering for nowt
and you will suffer from a burning rash (lasts about 1-2 days)
then when it starts to grow back the hair catches in you clothes causing iritation
more rash and burning (god help you if your even tempted to scratch that itch)

good luck if you decide to go for it
 
I'm yet to meet a woman that doesn't prefer no hair. The chest though is a different matter. Don't wax that.

Edit: Do NOT use hair removal cream down there. It says on the packet not to do it.
If your going to do it yourself trim it. Get in the bath, then shave.
 
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Sp00n said:
Ok let me break this down for you, waxing is painful, the OP feels guilty about his gf doing it so is suggesting that he do it in order to feel her pain which is also known as sympathy pain.

Your suggestion of getting a big hairy bloke to pop his sausage in your butt isn't really the same thing, seeing as she probably enjoys his sausage inside her.

Does it make sense now? :)
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Thanks - I'm not actually retarded, it was a joke
 
Skidder said:
:rolleyes:
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Theophany said:
Stands to reason. Why would any woman want a mouth full of pubes after giving you a blowy?
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What is this blowey you refer too.......am sure like every other married man in here, we would like to hear of this.....:D

no way will i be using any cream or anything down below. Know of a bloke here in work who did that and had some rather nasty burns.

After much thinking now (and an email from Mrs S saying that she would be rather worried for me if i wanted that done) i will be sticking to my usual regime of a short trim up top and then breaking out the Fusion power for the bag of goodies.
 
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