If GD was a person, who would it look like?

Some skinny bodied, scruffy haired, socially inept nerd.

Further:

Shaven balls and hairy face

Wears ugly skate trainers and skinny jeans

Has strange love for the police and authority

Shaves only with an antiquated thing that takes safety blades

Blind devotion to Aronofsky and Nolan

Pretends to like uncooked steak

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That's it for now
 
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£2,000 watch, has just eaten £30 worth of steak (walked through a warm room, had its arse wiped and then served, if it's any more cooked than that you're clearly a steaming great queen) and it made him feel a bit *****, shaves with a £40 razor from the 50s. £8 jeans from Primark. They look amazing and if you spent any more than that on yours you're some kind of ****

Drives a 5 series.
 
I reckon if GD was a person it would look like Steve Buscemi.... strangely odd-looking but you just can't help liking the guy.
 
Some skinny bodied, scruffy haired, socially inept nerd.

Further:

Shaven balls and hairy face

Wears ugly skate trainers and skinny jeans

Has strange love for the police and authority

Shaves only with an antiquated thing that takes safety blades

Blind devotion to Aronofsky and Nolan

Pretends to like uncooked steak

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That's it for now

Hope you two are including yourselves in that ;)
 
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