The OcUK Anonymous Valentines Thread

Sorry about that, I had a quick emergency (deliberately left open for apologetic lulz).

First of a few Valentines:


Dear Tefal

Tefal Tefal you like toaster,
Tefal Tefal toasters are cool,
Tefal Tefal make me some toast,
Tefal Tefal hurry the **** up.



Love Murray :)
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Please feel free to continue to send more in.
 
lols so lets get this straight... the majority of the forum members are mainly male and yet a lot of the guys here know this already yet they still expected to find more than 2 valentine messeges from the other members???

lols is all i can say.

big up for the hope on the thread tho lol
 
The one last year was much better. :p

Howard, you rock my world and light up my life in a world of destitution and despair.

You are the big end bearings to my crankshaft, the thrust bearing to my clutch assembly, the piston to my cylinder.

I dream of the day when we can run naked, hand in hand through the long grass of the south downs, free from the restrictions of pseudo-marriage, and from the oppression and discrimination of our narrow minded families in this abhorrent, homophobic world we live in.

One day.

Hugs <3
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Happy Failtines day everyone.


Freefaller you beefcake.
I'd love to be the cheese between your buns.
Be mine!
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But maybe it wasn't for nothing:

To my dearest naffa.

Your Valentines thread was full of love,
Until some posters did shoot down the dove (of love)
With their hate for a day so steeped in commercialisation and synthetic
love.

ALTERNATE ENDINGS:

1)
But let it be known, that when our hearts are full grown,
The days shall pass quicker than motorbikes unknown.

2)
However, for you, my dear Valentine, my love is true,
And I would kill a grue for you.

From: ?
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Thanks. :p

Also, thank you to the person that made an extra effort. ;)
 
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