Kids and the things they say

Wispy

Wispy

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This afternoon me and the missus had to go into town and open up a bank account. As it's the school holidays, we asked if it was Ok to bring along our 6 year old boy, as we were let down at very short notice.

We were in there for nearly 2 hours, and he sat there very quietly, right at the end, she asked if if we understood everything and did we have any other questions. We both said no, but our lad asked her if she knew the Liverpool score.

:)
 
Wispy said:
This afternoon me and the missus had to go into town and open up a bank account. As it's the school holidays, we asked if it was Ok to bring along our 6 year old boy, as we were let down at very short notice.

We were in there for nearly 2 hours, and he sat there very quietly, right at the end, she asked if if we understood everything and did we have any other questions. We both said no, but our lad asked her if she knew the Liverpool score.

:)
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awww cute :)
 
While kids say innocent things, I prefer the slightly annoying stuff.

When I was a kid my parents always used to try and lie about my age to get me into places for free or less. I always owned up...

Wispy said:
He's a Chelsea fan, just likes all football. He watches whatever's on at the time.
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Aw lord, I wasn't serious. :o
 
well by little boy ( 3 ) told me today while he was having a wee,

i have a small widgel and you daddy have a big widgel
 
when i was a student and worked at Tesco

a mother had brought her trolley up to the checkout and had unloaded everything onto the conveyor belt. The following conversation took place:

Child: Can i have some sweets?
Mum: No
Child: Can i have some sweets please?
Mum: NO!
Child: I WANT SOME SWEETS!
Mum: I've just told you NO!
Child Very Loud): If you don't buy me any sweets ill tell every one about the time I saw you kissing daddys' willy!

The woman then just dumped her shopping and fled the supermarket at a speed which would rival Usain bolt. While i just sat at the till with a huge grin on my face trying to not laugh.
 
mangobreeder said:
when i was a student and worked at Tesco

a mother had brought her trolley up to the checkout and had unloaded everything onto the conveyor belt. The following conversation took place:

Child: Can i have some sweets?
Mum: No
Child: Can i have some sweets please?
Mum: NO!
Child: I WANT SOME SWEETS!
Mum: I've just told you NO!
Child Very Loud): If you don't buy me any sweets ill tell every one about the time I saw you kissing daddys' willy!

The woman then just dumped her shopping and fled the supermarket at a speed which would rival Usain bolt. While i just sat at the till with a huge grin on my face trying to not laugh.
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:D
 
It was my son's 5th birthday yesterday and upon opening some of his presents he would utter 'rubbish' to show he did not find the present interesting. He did change his mind after playing with his new lego set though and the Yogi Bear DVD has been watched several times over.
 
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