UK economy suffers 0.5% contraction

Recessions are great if you have a safe job and a mortgage.

I'm hoping there is another recession as then interest rates will stay low woop woop.

And I'm hoping interest rates spike as I have savings and no mortgage. Plus I want to move to America soon, so could do with the interest rates driving up the cost of the pound for when I move my money across.
 
It's funny how we can be sailing merrily along at 0.1% growth, then as growth becomes -0.1% growth it's suddenly an evil scary recession, the press latch onto it as our growth is now negative at 0.2% less than it was six months ago, and everyone is doomed. Embrace the recession, it's eliminating wastage! (And helping my mortgage!)

I know the above figures are not accurate but it illustrates how meaningless the definition of a recession really is.

And I'm hoping interest rates spike as I have savings and no mortgage. Plus I want to move to America soon, so could do with the interest rates driving up the cost of the pound for when I move my money across.

Meh, just leave your money in a UK bank then move it if you have to when the rates are more favourable.
 
Jan - March you can pretty much bet your bottom dollar it'll be negative again - VAT, thousands of public sector workers petrified of losing their jobs, other public spending cuts coming into play, inflation running rife.
 
The theory is that there's no point in paying back debt if the capability the country then has to invest the money instead is worth more than the interest we pay on having the debt.

Or in personal terms:

If I borrow £600,000 at 5% interest, then lend it to someone else at 20% interest,

Simple statement: OMG you have so much personal debt you utter nightmare PAY IT OFF.

Clever statement: OMG you are making so much money you clever guy, do NOT forclose on the loan to pay off yer personal debt!
 
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Large deficit wouldn't be quite such a major concern if we were asset rich.

Now, where did we put that large stock of Gold?

Oh wait - yes I remember - we accidentally sold it didn't we?
 
Large deficit wouldn't be quite such a major concern if we were asset rich.

Now, where did we put that large stock of Gold?

Oh wait - yes I remember - we accidentally sold it didn't we?

*Awaits someone to blame that on the current government*
 
The theory is that there's no point in paying back debt if the capability the country then has to invest the money instead is worth more than the interest we pay on having the debt.

Or in personal terms:

If I borrow £600,000 at 5% interest, then lend it to someone else at 20% interest,

Simple statement: OMG you have so much personal debt you utter nightmare PAY IT OFF.

Clever statement: OMG you are making so much money you clever guy, do NOT forclose on the loan to pay off yer personal debt!

All very well until the guy you've lent to goes bankrupt. That's pretty much what the US banks were doing with sub-prime lending. Ignoring risk is never a clever idea.
 
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