abominable typing skills wouldn't be an irony.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony
An irony might be, for example, someone driving to the gym to use the running machine.
ok so what was ironic about the part of the post you quoted?
Now someone sitting on the PC for yet another Saturday night, then suggesting someone else coming in from the pub saying they 'saw something interesting' must be lying just because. That's called a 'cynic'.
you're on the pc too on a Saturday night.
Again what does my not believing your bs have to do with irony?
Well I'm in tonight because i spent all night last night and need to be up tomorrow at a sensible time to play snooker.
Just because i don't feel the need to constantly keep the internet updated on my personal life doesn't mean I don't have one.
Or are you saying you just came in from the pub and herd this there, if so why were you in these peoples house in the story?