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Just a bit of fun.
Simple reply:
State which of the below inventions in your opinion would benefit mankind most. You can only have 1!
Complex reply:
State which inventions suck! Why?
1) The power switch.
Technology is invented that gives humans as much free power as they want for 30 years (environmentally clean). After this it runs out. Any power stored in any form from the technology in any way (eg batteries) disapates quickly. We're back where we were.
2) Justice
One off event, that will expose all the crimes (against UK law - no matter where the crime happened- if you get me -- eg it might be technically legal for gadaffi to murder his own people in his country - that would still be flagged as it breaks uk law) that every living human has committed up until that point in time. Anything committed afterwards is not recorded. The human race can do what it wants with the information.
3) Oil substitute
Can be produced by any nation in unlimited quantities kinda forever for a (inflation linked) $90 per barrel. Does double the environmental damage as oil, apart from that, identical to oil in every way.
4) The environmental switch
One off event. returns all the greenhouse gases in the world to the level they were at in the year 1700 (so before the industrial revolution). Also neutralises all radioactive waste. Doesn't mean the planet stays that way .. thats up to us ..
5) Anti-aging pill
Pill can be produced for £500 a pop (not cheap) that stops ageing. You still die if you starve, get cancer, are hit by a bus etc ..
6) The teleporter.
Can teleport humans (and their clothes!) only - up to 10 miles instantly (no environmental damage - no cost). After that the human in question can not be teleported for one hour to 'allow their body to recover' ( this does not hurt, and the process has no lasting damage). So it's gonna take a while to get 35 miles by the teleporter ..
7) The cleanser
A beam of light will pass over the planet once every 24 hours, having no effect but destroying all crops used to produce heroin and cocaine or any derivitive. Does not affect other crops or anything else. Marijuana not affected.
8) The producer
Virtually free chemical that makes crops grow to double the size, and also stops any creature apart from humans being able to digest the produce. If chemical is released anywhere, it will effect 1000 mile squared area. So no 'only douse half the field in the stuff' ..
9) The cure
Cures found for top two leading causes of death in the world. Simples. (And yes, all forms of cancer)
10) The answer
Definitely states whether god in any form exists or not in a form that can not be disputed by anyone. If something close enough to 'god' exists, states once and for all which religeon (if any) actually had the correct deal down in their religeous texts!!
So - what ya' gonna go for?
Simple reply:
State which of the below inventions in your opinion would benefit mankind most. You can only have 1!
Complex reply:
State which inventions suck! Why?
1) The power switch.
Technology is invented that gives humans as much free power as they want for 30 years (environmentally clean). After this it runs out. Any power stored in any form from the technology in any way (eg batteries) disapates quickly. We're back where we were.
2) Justice
One off event, that will expose all the crimes (against UK law - no matter where the crime happened- if you get me -- eg it might be technically legal for gadaffi to murder his own people in his country - that would still be flagged as it breaks uk law) that every living human has committed up until that point in time. Anything committed afterwards is not recorded. The human race can do what it wants with the information.
3) Oil substitute
Can be produced by any nation in unlimited quantities kinda forever for a (inflation linked) $90 per barrel. Does double the environmental damage as oil, apart from that, identical to oil in every way.
4) The environmental switch
One off event. returns all the greenhouse gases in the world to the level they were at in the year 1700 (so before the industrial revolution). Also neutralises all radioactive waste. Doesn't mean the planet stays that way .. thats up to us ..
5) Anti-aging pill
Pill can be produced for £500 a pop (not cheap) that stops ageing. You still die if you starve, get cancer, are hit by a bus etc ..
6) The teleporter.
Can teleport humans (and their clothes!) only - up to 10 miles instantly (no environmental damage - no cost). After that the human in question can not be teleported for one hour to 'allow their body to recover' ( this does not hurt, and the process has no lasting damage). So it's gonna take a while to get 35 miles by the teleporter ..
7) The cleanser
A beam of light will pass over the planet once every 24 hours, having no effect but destroying all crops used to produce heroin and cocaine or any derivitive. Does not affect other crops or anything else. Marijuana not affected.
8) The producer
Virtually free chemical that makes crops grow to double the size, and also stops any creature apart from humans being able to digest the produce. If chemical is released anywhere, it will effect 1000 mile squared area. So no 'only douse half the field in the stuff' ..
9) The cure
Cures found for top two leading causes of death in the world. Simples. (And yes, all forms of cancer)
10) The answer
Definitely states whether god in any form exists or not in a form that can not be disputed by anyone. If something close enough to 'god' exists, states once and for all which religeon (if any) actually had the correct deal down in their religeous texts!!
So - what ya' gonna go for?

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