This could only happen in the town of Weymouth...

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Today at 15:40pm A local Post office was held up by gunpoint, The robber then runs outside and steals a Nissan Almera at gunpoint. The robber then steals a Saab Convertable about a mile down the road and then goes to Tesco to fill up with fuel while being followed by Police... Turns out there was no gun, And he had spare clothes in the boot as he was going to pick a friend up. The owner of the stolen Saab has been told by Tesco they can keep the tank of fuel and the Post office got back everything taken from them.


Seriously how dim was this robber? I feel almost ashamed to say I live here with idiots like that about!
 
i dont get it?

he had spare clothes in what boot? the saab? how did they get there? and what does that have to do with the story!?
 
Sounds like a completely unplanned act.

When bored I sometimes daydream about how I'd commit the perfect crime. I think it'd have to be some cyber crime of some description. The secret is doing something that no-one knows has ever occurred. Take £1m extra from some company that has already spent £230m on consultants -- divide it equally or set the agent rate at 22% even though it was only 20% and take the 2% or something ..

The secret is to never actually get anything reported to the police I reckon ..
 
britboy4321 said:
Sounds like a completely unplanned act.

When bored I sometimes daydream about how I'd commit the perfect crime. I think it'd have to be some cyber crime of some description. The secret is doing something that no-one knows has ever occurred. Take £1m extra from some company that has already spent £230m on consultants -- divide it equally or set the agent rate at 22% even though it was only 20% and take the 2% or something ..

The secret is to never actually get anything reported to the police I reckon ..
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I thought that when you got bored and sometimes daydreamed you posted here about how much (fantasy) money you earned ;)
 
Weymouth is one of the most depressing places I've been to in the UK. Went there several times and disliked it intensely each time. I feel sorry for anywhere who lives there, seafront or no seafront.
 
I wouldnt have thought the car was literally being tailed by the Police but the trail led them about a mile an a half to this idiot that decided to fill up with fuel rather than get out of town.
 
Lysander said:
Weymouth is one of the most depressing places I've been to in the UK. Went there several times and disliked it intensely each time. I feel sorry for anywhere who lives there, seafront or no seafront.
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Lived here 18 years, It aint that bad... Sometimes the sun comes out! But we do have a good nightlife here.
 
[FnG]magnolia;18587192 said:
I thought that when you got bored and sometimes daydreamed you posted here about how much (fantasy) money you earned ;)
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Ach I've been good recently with lots of entertaining threads and not insulting anyone!

As Vic Reeves once said ... 'Ya wouldn't let it lie'!! :)
 
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