Poll: Can we ban the word pasty please?

Ban the word pasty?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 156 32.8%

  • No.

    Votes: 209 44.0%

  • Crepe.

    Votes: 110 23.2%
  • Total voters
    475
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Ban, never liked the phrase and while it may have been fun to use at one time frankly the joke has worn thinner than the Conservative majority in parliament :p
 
I am actually highly disappoint that OcUK is not number one in the search result on google when I search "smash her pasty"

We are number 4.

If it wasnt urban dictionary at numbers 1 to 3 id be fuming
 
Just lol

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
 
I've never liked the phrase myself, however, its a family forum and if things like "i'd hit it threads!" aren't allowed then I suppose phrases like "smash her pasty" shouldn't be allowed as well.
 
I love these little 'ban this that and the other' campaigns that come up every so often. You have to wonder what kind of person struggles to simply ignore something on the internet.

If you require something to be banned in order for you to not get aggravated by it, I'd call you sadder than the pasty-sayers!
 
Pasty is a magnificent word, if no longer as creative as it once was. Every now and then somebody comes up with a spark of genius, there's a thread atm in which somebody used the term 'wide on' which elicited many a laugh.

Ban pasty though and another phrase will take its place. These things are like Sith.
 
Robbie G said:
I love these little 'ban this that and the other' campaigns that come up every so often. You have to wonder what kind of person struggles to simply ignore something on the internet.

If you require something to be banned in order for you to not get aggravated by it, I'd call you sadder than the pasty-sayers!
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It doesn't aggravate me as such, I just think that some people need a bit of help to let go of things, say, two years after they cease to be new or funny.

Just a helping hand on the way to becoming better people. Also I like these threads. The ORLY one was good too.
 
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Sorry :(
 
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